ANDREI DAMANE

TF I thought Dolly Parton had died

Deleted Elon’s app

Every time I open it I’m immediately put off

Now just for this app to be as good for [redacted] content

This version of SA’s future is kind of bittersweet

One one hand, it’s a clear visualisation of Eskom’s failings and the disparity between wealthy SA and the rest of SA that can’t insulate itself

On the other, it’s an example of a sustainable model for the future, which we should all be proud of

A revolutionary concept:

Going an entire calendar year without being exposed to any American politics *at all*

I was reminded this past weekend that I am indeed very hot

This was ABSOLUTELY not on my bingo card for 2024

I’m just about ready to tell them I can’t fake it anymore and I actually don’t know what I’m doing

I’ll pick up where I left off after the holidays

At last

Dressed like an entitled uppity African

Tyla is a superstar pls

The things she has done off just one album cannot be undone

But that goes against casting Elphaba… you know what? Never mind

Ok I’m not one to play Oppression Olympics but I don’t get why some have the first right of refusal on these things

I haven’t seen Wicked yet but I’ve listened to the soundtrack and know a lot of the music from high school

After hearing Cynthia sing, and knowing what her character goes through, I just don’t understand how a white woman was ever cast for role

#wicked

TikTok hyped me up so much ahead of seeing Wicked in the cinemas and I’m worried that it might not live up to my expectations

I’ve even listened to Cynthia’s Defying Gravity like 12 times today

Oh my god Enhle’s American accent is diabolical

*everyday until the last day

The first Pixar film I ever saw and the beginning of my love affair with Pixar

Being tall is sexy or whatever, but 5’11 is like the perfect height

The best pop song of 2024 and it’s not even close

- Reskeet a photo someone took of you that you don’t hate #blacksky

Entering into some supreme procrastination in these final days of the 2024 calendar year

The likes I haven’t seen since I was in varsity

Bolsonaro is gonna be back I just know it

I *really* don’t feel like working

The ghouls of SA Twitter must never make it here

This makes so much sense

Being on bluesky without fighting through a sea of bots and ads made me realize I don’t dislike social media, I disliked not being able to be social on social media

One think about this Sky app, it takes a while to load once you’ve closed it

If it had been released by anyone other than TS, it wouldn’t have been taken seriously

Vanilla lyrics
The same old and boring themes
No memorable hooks to speak of
Certainly no artistic development

It’s like TS has been stuck in the same failed relationship since 2006

It’s an objectively bad album

The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.