AJ Gonzalez

I carried his ass up my stairs and onto the spare mattress and the next morning I was legitimately scared to check on him 🤣

You look surprisingly sober!

Sort of sober AJ and a passed out friend.

All right if we're sharing them I'm telling a good one. NYE 2010 it was even colder than usual in Nashville. My friend and I pre-gamed hard but when we went downtown he found a stranger and he was pounding fireball. This was us later. We didn't leave him cuz... y'know..he'd die lmao.

Jesus CHRIST 🤣

It really does seem like we all have similar stories of Jager lmao.

My friends had a booze luge party where we did nothing but Jager off of it.

So many regrets.

I read through these a little bit and they're so cool. I love Indiana Jones.

Don't get cheap on me Dodgson. That was Hammond's mistake.

Yeah he looks like he's about to bust up my backroom bootlegger business.

I remember Mike Moore from the '89 Oakland A's described as a flamethrower with a 92 mph fastball.

I generally don't use it, because if artists and filmmakers say they don't like it then that's how I'll watch their product. But for some reason when it's accidentally on, I don't mind it...

So I know I'm an outlier here but generally I like motion smoothing. I don't know why I do.

But not for sports!!!!

Yeah this blew up. I reflected as to why and it's cuz I stopped using my nerdy sense of humor after the bad site went to hell. Also how's the hubs? Nervous for tonight?

I closed out and went home in the time it took for another half inning lol

When I was playing music all the time us guitarists had a motto about taking solos and making mistakes.

"If you play a bad note, play it three or four more times and everyone will think you did it on purpose and it rules."

I've been awake for like 19 straight hours I want to go home 😂😆

Ken Burns is going to have to make another chapter of his baseball documentary for this one game

I'm on the East Coast so it's after midnight. I might have to help melt the ice and wash some glasses lmao

I may have to help close the bar

Lol this is a good joke.

Levante cloudy and cumbersome New England IPA

This is number two and I was only supposed to have one

I stopped at the bar to watch the end of this game cuz I figured it would end very quickly. I'm still sitting here.

When you come into the game and you're not feeling too well does anyone ever tell you, "sounds like someone needed to warm up more in the bullpen?"

Gilbert: No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that man.

Naylor? I barely know her!

(I'm tired y'all. This week took years off my life for various reasons)

Except Rod Beck looked like he was 55 years old

It's really nice to watch good baseball without the threat of a coronary.

(Cuz my team isn't playing)

There's one really close to my house and now you're making me think of bad decisions hahaha

God I love those