Risotto

I'm not buying in until I know what subject the perfect grade is for.

I thought it was to distract from Epstein, with oil as a minor bonus.

Because men look funny.

Were there stiff peaks?

Next up: "Ayami-san Gets an Anatomy Lesson."

I totally get the concept of that porn, but it does nothing for me. In my version, I'd be cracking jokes and laughing at her for ten minutes and then help her get out. It'd be hot.

Almost all of those titles are machine-translated from Japanese. They hit the jackpot on this one.

Surprisingly poetic. OK, not "Pany Shot," but the rest.

I have to admit that my first reaction to this was "there is no possible way that was from 1990." But it is.

I really wish you could see what the defunct urbanbaby board was like. Maybe on the wayback machine. It was useful for a few bits of info, but it was mostly for the insane moms.

One can understand something is right at the same time that thing is sad.

I've heard Larry Summers speak, and I feel confident he was extremely drunk when he wrote that, and am very sympathetic.

I never thought I'd write this, but I hate you. I would never have seen that and now I can't unsee it.

I would like further clarification concerning the 120% repeat rate.

I've actually read the whole thing and ... I'm pretty sure he made a lot of that up. Though it's hard to say which parts.

Fascinating. Thanks!

Crocs?

Well now you're making me think of shrimp etouffee and that's just unfair.

Without looking up the video I'm going to guess that they just made her wear glasses.

Can someone please, please make that a reaction gif?

This is one of those arguments one should never, ever engage with online. And in-person discussion should be end-result focused.

Hold on, there's only one Tokyo nipple girl? Isn't metro Tokyo like 20 million people?

There is no way that was 17 years ago.

Trombones

He's one lucky guy!

The former headquarters of the US Communist Party, in Manhattan, is now a Kith.

I mean, I hate to nitpick, but if I'm fucking someone else's stepmom, there's no incest at all involved.

Wow, and here I thought there were only seven circles of hell.

That does sound like love!

Well, it didn't used to be controversial.