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@bardlet.bsky.social

29 Bi INFP || She/They || πŸ”ž || "The Fool jingled miserably across the floor". - Terry Pratchett ||unhinged Joey Batey thirst dump

47 Followers  |  22 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 16.09.2023  |  1.4986

Latest posts by bardlet.bsky.social on Bluesky

i wanna show joey how an alt girl gets down iykyk

03.11.2023 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

joey has me parched and starving

02.11.2023 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the new photo of joey sent me thru the fcking roof.

31.10.2023 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but hear me out: joey wearing the scream mask

29.10.2023 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if joey said markiplier's "you better bark like you want it" i would descend straight into hell in the best of ways for him

28.10.2023 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'd treat joey so good he'd be seeing the seven cosmos

26.10.2023 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i want joey in a fashion that is detrimental to feminism. he could disrespect me and i'd thank him from the bottom of my heart.

24.10.2023 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sigh the things i want to do for joey with sleep token playing in the background

15.10.2023 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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none of my thoughts about joey are normal. like. there's nothing really happening here besides just him existing and i would absolute go to the 9's for this man

14.10.2023 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the song nasty by russ but instead it's joey saying it to me

12.10.2023 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the way i'd get absolutely nasty for joey if he just asked me

10.10.2023 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i want joey to kiss me like jaskier kissed radovid in the shack

10.10.2023 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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best believe until my jaw locks

09.10.2023 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm down so bad for joey it's fucking insane he has me in a goddamn chokehold and he doesn't even know it

09.10.2023 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the way that this man could have me do almost anything and i wouldn't even argue i'd just ask if i'm doing a good job

08.10.2023 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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another joey post because i'm particularly thirsty today. this hair and beard combo is unmatched. 😩 god help me.

07.10.2023 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i'd climb this man like a goddamn tree

07.10.2023 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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joey with his shirt like this in the variety interview would have me on my knees so fast i'd bruise them

06.10.2023 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this morning's mood is brought to you by a combination of joey and "lollipop" by framing hanley

05.10.2023 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if joey finds my twt, that's fine. i'm like 95% respectable about him on there.

if joey finds this page, i will delete myself off the internet because god knows that the poor, sweet man does not need to know the depravity that revolves inside the abysmal abyss that is within my cranium

04.10.2023 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bonus points for it's directly on his chest with his shirt open 😩

04.10.2023 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

makes me want his fingers down my throat but i'm a freak so

04.10.2023 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what is it about joey wearing rings

04.10.2023 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.10.2023 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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i shouldn't say it. should i say it? ok, i'll say it. i want joey's hands to leave impressions on my neck.

04.10.2023 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

joey wearing chain necklaces 🀀

04.10.2023 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wear a black choker on the regular but joey's hands would look a lot better on my neck

03.10.2023 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

joey should make an entire hymnal cd because that'd be one way to get me on my knees πŸ§ŽπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

02.10.2023 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

joey saying "fuck" triggers my auralism

02.10.2023 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jaskier kisses boys

30.09.2023 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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