i wanna show joey how an alt girl gets down iykyk
03.11.2023 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bardlet.bsky.social
29 Bi INFP || She/They || π || "The Fool jingled miserably across the floor". - Terry Pratchett ||unhinged Joey Batey thirst dump
i wanna show joey how an alt girl gets down iykyk
03.11.2023 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0joey has me parched and starving
02.11.2023 16:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the new photo of joey sent me thru the fcking roof.
31.10.2023 23:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0okay but hear me out: joey wearing the scream mask
29.10.2023 19:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if joey said markiplier's "you better bark like you want it" i would descend straight into hell in the best of ways for him
28.10.2023 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'd treat joey so good he'd be seeing the seven cosmos
26.10.2023 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i want joey in a fashion that is detrimental to feminism. he could disrespect me and i'd thank him from the bottom of my heart.
24.10.2023 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sigh the things i want to do for joey with sleep token playing in the background
15.10.2023 23:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0none of my thoughts about joey are normal. like. there's nothing really happening here besides just him existing and i would absolute go to the 9's for this man
14.10.2023 17:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the song nasty by russ but instead it's joey saying it to me
12.10.2023 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the way i'd get absolutely nasty for joey if he just asked me
10.10.2023 19:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i want joey to kiss me like jaskier kissed radovid in the shack
10.10.2023 02:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0best believe until my jaw locks
09.10.2023 14:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm down so bad for joey it's fucking insane he has me in a goddamn chokehold and he doesn't even know it
09.10.2023 01:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the way that this man could have me do almost anything and i wouldn't even argue i'd just ask if i'm doing a good job
08.10.2023 15:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0another joey post because i'm particularly thirsty today. this hair and beard combo is unmatched. π© god help me.
07.10.2023 19:14 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'd climb this man like a goddamn tree
07.10.2023 15:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0joey with his shirt like this in the variety interview would have me on my knees so fast i'd bruise them
06.10.2023 21:12 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this morning's mood is brought to you by a combination of joey and "lollipop" by framing hanley
05.10.2023 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if joey finds my twt, that's fine. i'm like 95% respectable about him on there.
if joey finds this page, i will delete myself off the internet because god knows that the poor, sweet man does not need to know the depravity that revolves inside the abysmal abyss that is within my cranium
bonus points for it's directly on his chest with his shirt open π©
04.10.2023 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0makes me want his fingers down my throat but i'm a freak so
04.10.2023 21:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0what is it about joey wearing rings
04.10.2023 20:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0[redacted]
03.10.2023 19:18 β π 24 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1i shouldn't say it. should i say it? ok, i'll say it. i want joey's hands to leave impressions on my neck.
04.10.2023 17:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0joey wearing chain necklaces π€€
04.10.2023 00:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i wear a black choker on the regular but joey's hands would look a lot better on my neck
03.10.2023 16:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0joey should make an entire hymnal cd because that'd be one way to get me on my knees π§π»ββοΈ
02.10.2023 16:30 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0joey saying "fuck" triggers my auralism
02.10.2023 01:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0jaskier kisses boys
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