Why are you in jail to begin with
Hm.
because i have deep voice???
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YOU THINK I SMOKE???????
?????? WHAT
don't be pussy
WHEN I HEAR MUSIC, IT MAKES ME DANCE
YOU GOT THE MUSIC, HERE'S MY CHANCE
EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN, AND THE MUSICS NUMBER ONE
AND THE LIGHTS SHINING BRIGHT, THERE'S A PARTY HERE TONIGHT
[ putting on the ‘Mr president, a second penis has entered my ass’ t-shirt ]
hmmm
[ looks at starscream ] Can i Help you komandir
nobody to FUCKING bug me in cold wasteland. is nice
type of Shit i am on
i return from vacation. it was cold and desolate just how i like my vacations
[ looking at you with dry, crusty tired eyes ] Swerve
pbbt. Thank you.
[ ravage bats away her servo. ]
Stop doing that. I am a PERSON, not some animal for you to pet. How would you feel if somebody started treating you like an inanimate aerocraft? Distasteful.
[ holding on for dear life as the fight affects the rest of the lost light ] EVERYONE IN THIS SHIP IS FUCKING CRAZY
<very deep inhale> I am grown ass man
Jesus Christ
CAN ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. YOU ARE ALL CHILDREN. CHILDREN TO RAVAGE. This is unbecoming
[ squinting really hard at the screen ]
if they mean master chief, I would be worried. but unsc itself is joke to cybertron. what are they thinking?
[ slowly pulling out the colt 80 ]
why are you all talking about teeth….?
I thought he was stronger
do not worry commander. i handle this [ shot from the satellite like it’s revenge of the fallen but he’s been aimed directly at the pizza delivery boy ]
[ silently reaching for the bolt action pistol he keeps in one of his legs ]
Tarn is not misogynist. He is hopelessly gay and feels need to remind himself
