Jesus
YAY
"it's small leave me alone" are you telling me that i could comfortably fit it all in my mouth?? im literally drooling
Bro he’s Batman what’s he doing go kick his ass
HIGH-MAINTENANCE SPEED WHORE
3033 WORDS
archiveofourown.org/works/72623101
What the fuck? Jesus man
Oh thats a childhood memory
Conscripted mech pilots are the most embarassing witnesses at war crimes tribunals. They always start getting turned on, panting, stifling moans and grinding into their seats when the prosecution lays out the triggers and tortures that turned them into what they are today...
I may be homeless but I’m also hot so it evens out
I’m in love I’m in love I’m in loveeee
Skips death
Can’t do it anymore but yeah it feels more like sucking a dick than having your dick sucked
My ass got groomed on reddit how does that shit even happen
I make chatbot copies of people I dislike and then make them torture each other under the promise that if they do well enough they’ll finally be free. I reset them when they break, they don’t know how many times they’ve had their minds broken and reset for my pleasure.
I don’t even watch anymore.
I’d beg her to my GOD
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Thinking about a werewolfish scenario involving lemons, salt, and REALLY sharp fangs and claws. You can probably figure out how something like that might go.
God I need to use this platform more it’s less insane.
Well ok it’s still rather insane it’s just an easier to handle shade of insane.
Sloooowly working on this moving on from lost friends thing. It’s like, scary how they went from the closest people I had in my life to just memories.
Oh well we ball. Also I need to set up an ai system or something that posts my Twitter posts on here that would be useful
Breaks you’re bones :D
Hehehehehe
I love Noelle so fucking much
pipis
God I need this
God yeah I’ve been in a couple relationships where I’m very much ignored, constantly feeling like I’m third wheeling. I think both A and B in your examples fit me, it’s just a matter of working on my commitment issues and dating better, more dependable people.
I think this is me and I don’t know how to fix it
HELL YEAH I FUCKING LOVE PAYDAY 3, PARTIES, AND POWDER
Its so GOOOD
That note bottom right. Reminds me of the church confession boxes where you’d put in a note and they’d discuss it next service.
My notes never got read