Ace (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️

Oh my god.

We're sorry for your loss

twist

one page rpg:

winston churchill vs one otter

you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

Mine didn't do magazines, but i do know of schools doing magazines

Y'all got almond roca? We had world's finest

@jimmy.wuffster.live horrified as we explain to him how elementary school chocolate bar fundraisers work

im so tired of Video Essay Context Intro Voice y'all sound more like philomena cunk every time

Video games are a pastime beloved by millions. Millions... is a large number. But what if numbers aren't what they seem? oh my god just shut the hell up and tell me about mario

Same :(

That's what she said at the curriculum meeting yesterday

Wedged upside-down in the Strait of Hormuz

Librarian warning us that banning AI in class means no longer being able to use library catalogues because all of them are rolling out custom AI assistants was not on our bingo card

You're the huspuppy

Canis Minor being called "puppy constellation" in Japanese is so charming. In class, I refer to C Maj as "Big Dog" and C Min as "the puppy"

I bought this calendar for work, and its the coolest thing ever

That sounds like an electrical fire waiting to happen

That's awful! :(

*dials 911 on the microwave* i'm calling the police because you have a weed.

There are several unisex bathrooms on my campus and i have access to all of them because I am faculty, but until literally a year and a half ago they ALL required a key (now there are a few dedicated student ones, and the rest are locked to the faculty bathroom key)

furude rika in a ssethtzeentach vid holy fuuuuuuck

remembered that Dracula is in the public domain and I can just do my own Dracula edition if I want. Evangeline Gallagher’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula

🐰✨BABBLE THE RABBIT 2026 EDITION✨🐰

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

Furry artists, I don't care what you think about ABDL, incest kink, feral, etc. I have said it before and it remains true: If we don't hang together, we will all hang separately.

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

It was so funny how this worked out. Cinnamon in a root beer float fuckin rules

Babe brought me a slice of NY style pizza at work today after my meeting 💜

It's for an astronomy class lol. These are very common badly drawn moon phases that i see on exams

Needed a name in Spanish that felt both feminine but was also grammatically neuter. Then I was listening to this song and, well, the Spanish for "Sky Blue" is an excellent name for an astronomy focused blue ear otter