POWER-STANCE

When life gives you lemons just be thankful you didn't have to pay for them. Free is free. Free lemons in this economy? Yes please.

All I know is next election I'm voting for Cobra Commander.

Good News - I get to leave work early today.

Bad News - I get to leave work early today to go to a doctor's appointment.

Let's Go Lyra Two-Belts!

2 Chainz is pretty specific about what he wants for his birthday - no problem.

He is sending mixed signals about where he wants to be buried when he dies though.

I feel like I spend all my time either working or tired from work. This can't be how its supposed to be.

What part of all of this is supposed to lower the prices of eggs again? Is it the plane crashes?

Musk says millions of dead people get Social Security. That's a lie. Here's the truth: 30,000 people die a year waiting for an understaffed Social Security to approve disability benefits. Musk's plan to cut Social Security's staff by 50% will make this tragic reality even worse.

Good morning friends

Seems like Mothman is around here somewhere.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

This year has been real rough so far. Fingers crossed it gets better.

Clowns are going to do clown things. That's just how it goes.

Yes.

Like tangerines and nectarines and clementines and stuff.

I can't stop thinking about how there are so many different things that are pretty much just oranges.

Big Black

Songs About Fucking

Label: Touch and Go

Songs About Fucking is a masterpiece of noise-rock / post-hardcore that absolutely never lets up. For its entire run time (a brisk 29 minutes 18 seconds) it is an absolute assault on one's ears - in a good way.

Trembling Level

Well, new Poison The Well absolutely whips ass.

"Nerdy" by Poison The Well. Those pinch harmonics are god-like.

Absolutely 💯

Yeah you did!

WARNING: OGRES ARE NOT LIKE ONIONS. AGENTS ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A MYSTERIOUS ENTITY INSIDE THE MOVIE SHREK. ALSO, UNRELATED, TOMORROW, THE COMMISSARY WILL BE SERVING WAFFLES. 🧌 🧅 🧇

Hey people who have a good relationship with their dad - is it cool? Asking for a friend.

In his first year with the company, Tonga Loa has made the cover of WWE 2K25!

THE GOAT!

Picture this. You had a rough night at work and you are just so ready to come home and sit down and enjoy a Dr. Pepper and watch Raw on Netflix but when you start it up the picture is so bad it looks like a game of Tetris. Oh well. Could always be worse.

Big Reset.