⚡Seannessy!⚡〘COMMS 0/3!〙

they're putting me down soon

We do not need to wait for Moses🥰

"I will never let your people go."

I can't wait for the new Moses to arise to free the slaves from fucking Beastland

Wow this genuinely sucks.

I have to wonder how much I've been missing out on :(

We need our own treehouse and tshirts

ill need to make some holy ones to balance things out. catch me screaming like Ramiel Evangelion at the function

removed from the dnd game because i got a little too silly (tried to play as soldier tf2 with a portal gun)

having worked as a volunteer pollster before i think we should do this because i can put extra salt in the conservative's hot dogs :D

absolutely devastated to learn that my goat is a FIFA player. i think i might need to be a neo nazi now

THATS IT!!!! IM ABOUT TO USE IT!!!!!! GET READY FOR!!!!!! THE SEANN BLAST!!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rams my car into the divorce court*

you mfs would NOT want to live in the jojo universe. i don't want to need to fight 300 of the world's buffest teenagers for the right to name my stand after a Linkin Park song only to die because the stand user of Gangnam Style wore the same shoes as me or some shit

oh shit ive had the first 3 on my shelf waiting to be read for a *while* should i crack em open?

im sorry gabe, we may agree but as the one who, barely a year after grammarly launched, got so upset with their ads i tried to use osint tools to get their ceo arrested for tax fraud, i dont think i can stand for the stolen valor

if you don't have enough friends to get you too many Christmas presents this year, try baiting JK Rowling! the fond memories of terfs tripping over themselves in your replies will last longer than any new blanket ever could :D

jk rowling truly is the gift that keeps on giving. when you're too young to have any media literacy, you can enjoy the wizard books, but unlike other hack writers, once you grow up you can still enjoy the hard work she puts into getting owned on twitter🥰💛

i will never get over how bunnies look
how does something like this even evolve. too soft, genuinely how does this work.

its okay we can still defy their plans by rizzing up eachother

got any minis to paint tonight? 🌹

i was chatgpt before it was cool. i was lying about stuff and flattering people into psychosis before the entire economy relied on it. i was in a strange financially incestuous relationship with NVIDIA that threatened to destroy the entire global economy before it was the hip thing to do.

its okay i forgive you for being short 💛
you might not be able to reach heaven but you CAN pilot other people like mech suits so i think it is okay in the end

YOU get a homunculus! YOU get a homunculus! YOU get a homunculus! And YOU get a homunculus! Everyone gets a homunculus!

We should make a support group and share in private all of the thoughts that the CIA beams into our heads about what we want tall women to do to us

No Havana Syndrome is done by the KGB, its a few pokemon evolutions behind what I live every day as a Californian

health insurance has gotten so expensive that only the rich can afford the premiums. but it doesn't need to be that way. we can make society dangerous enough that *no one* can afford the premiums.

health accelerationism.

the cia has invented a hormone gun that remotely activates the sex drive and uses it exclusively to make me turned on when i see tall, flat chested women

having a job isn't enough i need to go to war

no antidepressants in the WORLD will suppress my desire to hold my wife against a wall

wait how many bottoms are in my audience

could i just shake a leash around and start collecting??

if you're in your 20s and still aren't earning 6 figures, you NEED a homunculus!