⚡Seannessy!⚡〘COMMS 0/3!〙

no thank you i prefer my goods holeless

institute the death penalty for anyone who makes a bot and it will be

i remember at the start
it wasnt just the grass being greener, it actually WAS nice here
it really can't last on social media...

>open bluesky
"everyone you know here is a groomer and harasser, here is a google doc of their own epstein files"
>open twitter
"im quite fond of doug walker bat credit card clip"

im gonna be honest gang i dont think we're the wholesome platform anymore

I DONT WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE

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#comic

i think i need to fight hakita

oh my god
am i truly the first one to introduce you to pepsi milk

POV: You took away her Pilk

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#Vtuber #NyannoArt

you either die American or live long enough to become Chinese

happy valentines day!!!
i cant wait to hug and squeeze my amazing wife @cyansera.bsky.social ❤️

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#ValentinesDay #Art

this is how chernobyl happened

🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

ofc i would remember the #1 rent payer

MIKE TYSON I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SWORDS MATCH INSIDE THE WENDYS PARKING LOT. FULL ARMOR AND GAMBESON AND ALL BROADSWORDS ONLY NO FISTS FIRST TO GET DISARMED HAS TO BUY THE OTHER ONE A BURGER AND WE GO UNTIL SOMEONE HAS AT LEAST 2,000,000 DOLLARS OF MEDICAL BILLS. I CHALLENGE YOU MIKE.

if you're committed enough to stay though ill save you a spot in the crew when i finally manage to buy a tank

if you see this you should unfollow me... NOW!!!!!

I OWN AND CHANGE MY NAME AND MOVE TO ALASKA. THIS CANT BE IT THIS CANT BE ALL THERE IS. IM GOING TO SCREAM.

will stancil is pretty cool though i like will. have a good stancil, mr will. im going to learn how tumblr works. maybe they can still be funny without character limits. biting you biting you

YEAH COOL THERE'S SOME ANTIFA SUPERSOLDIERS AT THE NAZI BAR TOO AND TO BE HONEST 2026 NAZIS ARE MORE JUST NIHILISTS WHO REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FINALLY FUCK THEM THAN ACTUAL GENOCIDE DENIERS BUT WHY CANT THE ANTIFA SITE GIVE ME SOME MINT CHIP TOO. IM GOING INSANE I NEED TO PANIC SELL EVERYTHING

chill as fuck but like so is chocolate ice cream and after nearly 2 years of only ever being served the same fucking chocolate ice cream i am willing to gnaw my leg off for a chance to get a bite of that mint chip im such a slut for. BUT ALL THE MINT CHIP IS ONLY BEING SERVED AT THE NAZI BAR.

i know for a fact that maybe only one or two other people will read this far who are not my wife and if you did to be honest you are probably one of the few people who i think are shitzo enough that we could actually be closer than acquaintances. like dont get me wrong most of the rest of you are

like yeah you do you, its cool yall know what you like, but oh my god please tell me this isnt all there is. please tell me there is something more to the online space in 2026 other than "nazi shithole or pbs kids with more people posting hole, which way western man". im going insane.

now we also dont get the funny edge that no one actually calls edgy because "edgy" has bad connotations with it but when you think about it yeah people like Gianmarco Soresi are definitely "edgy" but they do it in an actually funny way so they get the pass. THEY ALSO ARENT HERE.

we wished for a site where the right wingers would shut the fuck up but the monkey's paw curls and everyone needs to be so performative that they arent a right winger that no one can be the slightest bit provocative or edgy anymore. cool yeah we dont get all the meaningless edgy stuff anymore but

stupid enough to laugh at, when i see the drama here i just get sad. when i see the posts here i just get sad. when i see the average user here i just get sad. im turning into the joker and this is my society. you best start believin in societies, youre in one. and I OWN THIS SOCIETY BITCH.

mistakes that made twitter a shithole but without ever bothering to attract enough shitposters that it turned into a *liveable* shithole without needing to exclusively follow dril and like 5 other people. im going insane im going insane im going insane. at least in pre-musk twitter the drama was

cryptolibs and 4th dimensional ancoms and the site mods are slightly polite GOP genetically engineered supersoldiers with shrines to charlie kirk in every room of their house who had the golden opportunity to make a new twitter and squandered every part of it by deciding to make all of the same

are irrevocably insane and only like a few of them are insane in a good way. im shaking the bars please let me out let me out let me out let me out. i cannot stand this hugbox i want someone to just fucking punch my lights out and NOT in a sex way you all have TOO MUCH SEX. the community is made of

please someone just hack into my account and delete it already i need to be free i cant be trapped here anymore this site is such a prison i need to be like literally anywhere else i cant have this be my main posting platform anymore this place and all of its people except for like maybe 5 people

posting spree so stupid i lost like 70 followers from it
yall cant handle me
yall arent down with my gang
yall cant stand up to my swag
you have DNA, i have SEANN
i am a god compared to those who unfollowed over a mere 20 or so schitzoposts. i INVENTED schitzoposting. put me in the dictionary.

TRUE??