💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

This is 100% true

The secret to archiving is that you get really attached to a fictional character, and you want to learn everything about them. But since information about them is locked away behind self published books from the 1980s, it’s now your mission to find these sacred texts.

For Christmas I got myself this lovely commission from brahchan on Twitter and I adore it very very much! I've commissioned them before and I absolutely love how they draw Maxime
#drawing #art #commission #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship

He's giving Gaston from Meet the Robinsons vibes

I think it's because you have an unconventional f/o, unfortunately. I deal with this same thing. People can't fathom that we can seriously love characters who aren't conventionally attractive.

a barrel of GREEN!!! has spilled over, and no other then flug happened to be in it. the little alien sqeaks out a little "eeu"

Sarah dressed as the devil, grabbing Carl's chin seducing him. They're looking into each other's eyes mischievously

Watched Carl Be Not Proud again. This boy has an evil streak and I'm going to exploit the hell out of it 😈 #Sarl #CarlChryniszzswics #selfinsert #CarlJohnnyBravo #selfship #yumeship

@cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social 🫶

I know how you feel. People can't seem to respect non-sharing people for some reason, but I promise it doesn't make you a bad person or anything.

Can I have a moment of silence…. 😔🫡

Poor Little Meow Meow has the Christmas drip 💅✨ (also his arena event team lost but shhh)
#tamagotchi #tamagotchis #tamagotchiuni #virtualpet #virtualpets #vpet #vpets

Someone banging their fist on the ground while blushing with hearts surrounding them

Reading my own smutty works like

Big Carl is so iconic

Had a lovely little date with my lovely little wife @cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social, my bug husband, and my egg son! We went to Bookmans as usual, so I showed my son his trapped overpriced brethren.

#despicableme #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #yumejoshi #yumeship #tamagotchi

I love him

(2012) Drew fan art of a weird blanket I own.

Look at how cute my wife is right now 🔫

A reddit post on r/fanfiction from user Cuddlefl00fs. It's labeled NSFW with the flair Smut Talk. It reads: Me and my girlfriend want to fuck the same obscure character, the bowler hat guy from Meet the Robinsons. I was the only one who was writing fics about him, until I saw a new fic on ao3, with the tag, "this isn't fucking disgusting like those OTHER Goob fanfics" so of course I had to respond. I did, we started talking, we became girlfriends, and she lives with me now. She is the light of my life, and I love sharing our story! You can still find our comments on her fic.

A thread of comments on Archive of Our Own on the fanfic Comfortable Warmth by ERS220 between her and user OneLearnsToLoveIt. OneLearnsToLoveIt: Thems fightin' words!!! But seriously though, I hate my shit and I'm glad someone else can finally destroy me. Delicious. Finally, some good fucking Goob porn. ERS220: Bitch I'm fucking quaking I didn't expect you to see my fic But I feel honored? No offense to you at all but I was like "imma write my OWN Goob porn and now look where we are OneLearnsToLoveIt: You realize we're friends now. I don't know how it's going to happen, but we're friends. ERS220: Uh yes please I approve. You got Discord? I need some more Goob talk in my life. The thread is cut off there

Of course I gotta share our story here too!!

My art block is still terrible but here's a silly doodle of Maxime begrudgingly taking care of Poor Little Meow Meow for me
#drawing #art #despicableme #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship #tamagotchi #tamagotchiuni

Hold him gently like hamburger.....

I've been taking a mini-break from social media since I'm dealing with some nasty PMS, but here's an update on the tamas. Little guy on the Uni is named Poor Little Meow Meow, baby on the Pix is named Sabrina AKA Shartina because she be shittin
#tamagotchi #tamagotchipix #tamagotchiuni

Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming IKEA Photo of a small monkey in a tiny wool coat

happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate

*shakes ass aggressively*
#tamagotchi #despicableme #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship

My beautiful wife ❤️ (I sigh dreamily as I look at a photo of a fictional grown ass man)