Paulo Henrique Ganso Bomb

i really like watching sports

Meme with the text “When you get paid biweekly” and a picture of a Giant Cyndaquil Plushie with the text Week one and an ice soup with the text Week two.

hey just a heads up, your phone battery's at 8%. might wanna charge it

Anime Cyndaquil lying on the ground with the text "cause of death: no kisses".

YouTube video by Secret Base WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS? | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 19

pretty good, episode 19: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS?"

an edge-of-your-seat thriller about receiving unwanted email

now unlocked from the patreon and free to watch for everybody:

#pokemon

- Mauro Sérgio, e esses 22 mil na fatura do cartão?
- Amor, eu comprei uma RTX 5090...
- Mauro Sérgio fale a verdade...
- Tudo bem... eu estava com minha amante...
- Mauro Sérgio... eu sei que você estava no curso pra soltar emoções reprimidas...

faça-me o favor

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

AUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAU

Pra quem não quiser ir de Fernanda Torres, mete uma sainha vermelha, bonezinho vermelho, umas bijoux de cruz e um vape e vai de padre filho da puta do Conclave no carnaval

Vc quer sangue

Mas vc não aprendeu a discordar da visão dos outros?

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

just had a non-wrestling fan friend message me to say they've started watching WWE cos it's on Netflix

but they've done the must-seem-normal-to-a-normal-person thing of starting with Wrestlemania 1

oh god what if loads of people do this and we get a new generation of Greg Valentine stans

Writers' block

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

Eu tive acesso a uma fonte exclusiva que me contou o que aconteceu pro Superman estar assim:

O Pinguim jogou kryptonita

It’s the scene with the cue cards from love actually only with the introductory cards from master and commander on them

y’all know what time it is

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

Eles não sabem que a vida de filhos únicos deles vai acabar

Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.

oh wow

Se meu pai usasse YouTube ele adoraria essa notícia

Massive away win for the little fella.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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Na pantufa de suporte emocional dela

Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.