Aaron Blackshear

I was watching Power Rangers with 7 year olds with oppositional defiant disorder it was all good

"No really though I'm not crazy, get me out of here"
"Hmm, our crazy-meter predicted you would say that, we're going to need to intensify the treatment"

dawg

Back in the day people would say "I built a fantasy model and won my league", that was just as useless but at least it was an ethos

"I vibe coded a prop bet app", get out of my office

They're vibe-coding apps to "analyze" single game prop bets, yeah man your last 10 and results vs. opponent AI slop code is totally going to beat the books, that's why you're selling picks instead of betting them yourself. Losers

Due to a game of telephone between school officials and a doctor I did a 6 week inpatient stay in a psych ward, robe and slippers, no shoelaces or belt, the whole nine

"I'm not supposed to be here"
"That's exactly what someone who should be would say"

Tip: trolling doesn't work in that scenario

Half of the kids who want to get into sports analytics are degenerate gamblers and they get really surprised when I tell them to get a job and fuck off

Reddit gambling idiots trying to hack my account because I report the tout service scammers, nice try kids, we are clean on opsec

Just a mouthful, a bit off the flank

Maternal, Korean vet, something with computers, I don’t know he didn’t talk much

Paternal, died of cirrhosis in his 20s because when I said we are professional drinkers I was not lying to you

I have the power of god and anime on my side

I’m going to use this line all the time

He says “I’ve asked god to forgive me, and he has” well alright then

Need to check that picture of the airplane bedroom again to see if there’s a chair in the corner

Whispering in baby’s ear while he’s asleep “your real daddy wasn’t shit. Broke ass”

Fuck grace I have spite and vengeance

I did not know her husband was there this is amazing

Madame Secretary did Corey beat?

I love mess!!

The Year of the Ratboys - SPIN “Grief is such a complex emotion,” she says. “Not even an emotion. It’s such a complex process. I don’t think just focusing on the sadness of grief really does justice to how multifaceted it can be.” ...

SPIN let me put @ratboysband.bsky.social on the cover, where they belong.

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When you are definitely banging but you are also under oath

This little boy was rooting for Cobra Kai

“Hey Siri where should I send the missiles?”

Awoooooooooo

Letting the air out of all her tires and when she says "hey wtf?" I say "I turned my hazards on"

You think you're better than me?

Need them in Rainville's district. University is a race track

Saw a cop approaching a car parked at a bus stop with its hazards on. The lady came out of Starbucks and did the "sly smile half jog" and the cop walked back to his squad car.

FOH. Put the boot on that car. Tow and impound it. Make her do community service.

Another satisfied customer

We told the fascists to fuck off by covering rent and groceries for a family who can’t work, and a judge ordered them to release the father last week. A bunch of knitting club grandmas in Idaho sent us some money to help. Eat shit fascists!

At least the stakes were lower, “large number of ns” Rabois is one of the guys trying to destroy the world