Aaron Blackshear

When those kids jumped me downtown it was the first time I experienced “dad strength” from the dad side. There was the fear that comes with any confrontation and then I grabbed a hold of one of them and realized a skinny 19 year old is not much of a threat

Once you’ve been punched, which definitely is not fun, you know what to expect and it’s less scary. I successfully use the “make them think you are batshit crazy and people won’t mess with you” technique. Start barking. Punch yourself. Start crying. Tell them “I will kiss you on the lips”

In this case they might have carried me off the plane as a hero while dude caught a federal charge lol

I told that lady, people take advantage of most people not being confrontational. He expected that no one would check him. Freeloading on people being timid. I’ll be that guy I don’t care

I just sat in that uncomfortable ass seat for 3 hours stop playing with me

Whatever this cab is streaming it’s currently big Perk talking. I should have taken a Lyft

Lady that was sitting next to me said thank you lmao

He said “no I have a car waiting for me”

I said “if you aren’t trying to make a connection that’s really fucking rude”

“Oh, sorry”

“I don’t want sorry, get your ass in the back where you were”

One of these days someone might kick my ass, but it wasn’t today

This dude on my plane came walking up the aisle long before it was even close to time for us to get up. People around me were whispering and looking, but no one said anything to him

Let me tell you a little something about Aaron…

I said “hey man are you trying to make a tight connection?”

Not owning a tv but for people who are horny

I made it to Boston, where the aunties at?

Kristi Noem unclipping her extensions tonight, massaging her scalp, and throwing the still barrel curled locks into the flame. It’s supposed to show her the future but it’s been wrong before. As they burn, a vision emerges. She looks closer. It’s a dog with a gun

Little MarkWayne Mullin ducking behind a chair on 1/6

Yup. Big tough guy except for on 1/6

Glad to see Jesu can continue

YouTube video by PBS NewsHour WATCH: Oklahoma senator challenges Teamsters president to a fight during Senate hearing

youtu.be/Zl-2KTpXShY

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

who gets to fly in the government fuck plane now

That’s lib commie shit

My Cohost is a Nepo Baby Asshole Hat

I wouldn't those specifically are a Wisconsin thing, more just a general disregard for one's long-term health as it relates to eating and drinking

Colorado man advocating for traffic light dies in crash at same intersection where wife was killed A man who spent two years pushing for a traffic light at the Cherry Hills–Greenwood Village intersection where his wife was killed in 2024 died Monday in a two‑vehicle crash at the same location.

it's really understated how horrific car killings are

If you ever find yourself in Milwaukee, hit Solly's. They finish their burgers by melting a huge chunk of butter on top of the patty. Each burger is a 2% increase in heart attack risk, but you know, good time/long time

Calling it narco communism when we literally call them the cartels 🤔

Narco communism sounds great, we all collectively own all the drugs, to each according to his need

I worked with an exec who went straight from chief marketing officer for trash bags to chief marketing officer for health insurance

It's a really capable CPU, about 50% faster than the M1 single-core, comparable to the M1 multi-core

Your merchandising authority too tough, your marketing too different, your bitch is too bad, they'll kill you

"You're posting cringe bro" for the C-suite

He brings to mind that Chris Rock bit about the janitor not wanting to trade places with him, "I'm gonna ride this white thing out, see where it takes me"

We need to find out who was paying Jesus

Was the immaculate conception Soros-funded?

That whole water into wine thing was viral marketing for Nazareth Vineyards

“When we’re leading with swagger in our merchandising authority, when we have swagger in our marketing and we’re setting the trend for retail, those are some of the moments I think that Target has been at its highest in my 20 years,” Fiddelke said.

There is no salary you could pay me to get me to say something like this: