Aaron Blackshear

Cheryl Hines clarifying her mutant husband only had a bit of his brain eaten by an actual worm

This is possibly the all-time funniest real answer to an interview question

This is probably Jacob Frey's fault

I knew a guy who worked on the line at Hormel. The end of the line. His job was to stand by the conveyor belt and find anything that looked salvageable/edible, and direct into a hole at the end of the conveyor. He didn't know where that hole went

The fancy French wine to Reese's two buck chuck

an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ... ALT: an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...

The Year of Linux on the Desktop

Validate against what? If you're validating the responses against some other source why not use that source in the first place?

Have you ever nibbled around the edges so you get just the little bits of ribbed dark chocolate, before devouring the peanut butter center? No? Just me?

Sir

I have, and they are. The only problem is they come in a package size that is bad for my diabetes. That whole thing is going down in one night.

My delicious dark chocolate peanut butter cups falling victim to some asshole "expanding our brand portfolio" I am going to become the joker

If you like Reese's peanut butter cups and have not had Justin's you need to rectify that. But with this news also maybe not?

Also I should be able to eat 6-8 of these at 10pm without going hyperglycemic, this is also a national crisis

screenshot of Justin's website showing the average review is 3.5 out of 5 stars

Just found out Hormel bought Justin's and the recent reviews say the peanut butter cups are bad now this is a national crisis

Definitely installing Fedora on the last remaining Windows PC I have this weekend

Pouring out pasta sauce and there was a big "plop", thought it was a chunk of tomato. Picked it up in my spoon towards the end of the bowl of pasta....it is not a tomato. It's a big yellow blob and I have no idea what it is

If I don't post anymore take care of my family

That is literally one of the worst ways to use an LLM. They do not know what it means for something to be true

There are too many apps and not enough websites

Younger me liked the 500ml bottle but just like bombers they are overpriced because of the format. I don't even want tallboy cans anymore get off my lawn and bring me a 12oz beer

What’s the logical fallacy called where you focus on the weakest arguments from the opposition and pretend they are representative?

Clearly by your post there’s a third position: “people who are skeptics or opposed just haven’t invested the time to learn how to use it” which is both condescending and wrong

“Women can sue for being sexually harassed, but men cannot sue for an environment where people are polite and don’t use slurs” is certainly a take

It’s making huge swaths of tech media unreadable these days

*Talking to a Wired reporter who is writing down what I say* I am the proud owner of a Cybertruck, it has an AI in it that I talk to for therapy, I am now divorced and yes it's because of the truck

The only financial advice you need for a 401k is “put it in a low fee index fund and leave it alone”, anyone selling advice is a charlatan. Anyone selling advice which uses AI is a charlatan and a criminal

I’m always saying this about teenage sperm counts

These bullets ain’t little!

I hope they pee in their coffee

Liquid Mike, Hayley Williams, La Dispute, Deftones, Pool Kids, Infinity Knives, Hotline TNT, Caroline, Pet Symmetry

All of the exploits where researchers say the risk is minimized by the hacker needing physical access to the computer just got more interesting

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.