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Aaron Blackshear

@aaronblackshear.bsky.social

Anxious Minnesotan. Actuary turned basketball data analyst. Bike lane protector I do not speak for my employer the bad opinions are mine alone

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Equally terrible. If there’s an HSA option go with that

02.03.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In Michael Clayton, when that poker player dude says β€œwith your money”, Michael should have slapped the hell out of him

02.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want $12 gas

02.03.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it smell crazy in there

02.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't immediately start singing Vlad the Impaler by GWAR when you see the name Norman Mailer we are not the same

02.03.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love to do a romantic getaway at the mall

02.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing himself as a teenager as Miles in Lost

02.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New eating beans just dropped

02.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing to smell, I will confidently take out 4-5 turkeys without even taking off my glasses

02.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(huge bong rip) what if you could use curl to get more curl product

02.03.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: Notre Dame and Orlando Magic legend Pat Garrity and his wife gave us blankie when my son was born. It quickly became his most precious thing and he still sleeps with it every single night, despite losing the satin trim (AKA "the cold part" when he was little) and having frayed edges

02.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh noooo

02.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This dog can talk, and is the only one who can negotiate with the scheming rabbits in the enchanted forest to help Tommen and Lucy make it back to their own world

02.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moved my employees and their families to the Middle East to avoid taxes, certainly there are no geopolitical risks in the region. Now taking a big sip of coffee and logging on to read the news.....

02.03.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have always been a staunch "blankie does not leave the house, and if it does it stays in the car" advocate, and when protocols were broken blankie was of course lost in a Target

Forever indebted to that Target employee who said "it said Charlie on it, I knew it had to be important" and saved it

02.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't heard this song in a very long time, Bruce was tickling them damn keys boy!

02.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some great Bob Dernier haircuts in this video

02.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bruce Hornsby & The Range - The Way It Is (Video Version)
YouTube video by BruceHornsbyVEVO Bruce Hornsby & The Range - The Way It Is (Video Version)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeK...

02.03.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

For us it's a blanket, not a stuffed animal, and that thing is in shambles, so there is no way to replace it

02.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry

02.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Casting director for soft-core porn:

02.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A little something for everyone:

New Ratboys (country-tinged indie): ratboys.bandcamp.com/album/singin...

New Converge (metal): convergecult.bandcamp.com/album/love-i...

New Joyce Manor (power pop/pop-punk): joycemanor.bandcamp.com/album/i-used...

02.03.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean it's Le Monde not La Monde

02.03.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is the most hated, irredeemable villain in an 80s teen movie, sweater over the shoulders, dad owns the country club, now grown up into a divorced drunk who keeps failing upwards

02.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drunk Hegseth calling in strikes "execute plan alpha seven mary three"

02.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quietly had a 3-4 record run of straight heat

02.03.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When b-ball Paul and Reed Sheppard end up on the same team

02.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are so back. Get the 5 inch inseam shorts out boys it's quad season

02.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This guys says he knows people who got a colonoscopy and then had cancer, and asks if maybe the cameras are transferring bacteria

Open up the schools

02.03.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Except for those first 4"

02.03.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0