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Aaron Blackshear

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Anxious Minnesotan. Actuary turned basketball data analyst. Bike lane protector I do not speak for my employer the bad opinions are mine alone

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Prep schools and fancy colleges directly into democratic presidential campaigns. None of these guys has ever worked a real job

02.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Read the bios of the guys from this podcast and get a good laugh at them thinking they know a goddamn thing about working people

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pod_Sav...

02.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Joyce manor I Used To Go To This Bar
, Various Artists
Doused In Mud, Soaked in Bleach
NOFX
Wolves in Wolves' Clothing
Ratboys
The Window
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C secaucus CUS
Birdie
Ratboys
Singin' to an Empty Chair
MODERN BASEBALL
HOLY GHOST
Slaughter Beach, Dog
Birdie
I CAN HEAR THE HEART BEATING AS ONE
YO LA TENGO
Modern Baseball
Holy Ghost
St. Vincent
Actor
Yo La Tengo
I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One
O LATENG
Yo La Tengo:
Electr-o-pura
dey ideh
The Broadways
Broken Star
broadways
face to face
Combat
Stay Golden
IDLEWILD
Face to Facence is bliss
Ignorance is Bliss
Idlewild
The Remote Part
Converge
Love Is Not Enough
the wrensi
captain wehe sinking
Captain, We're Sinking The King of No Man
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The Wrens
The Meadowlands dowlands
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blink-182
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Payola
jawbox
Jawbox Jawbox
dig Dig
SUGAR-
COPPER BLUE
Sugar
Copper Blue
LIQUID
MIKE NEM
β€’ ISAN
AIRPORT
Liquid Mike
Hell is an Airport
PAVEMENT SLANTED
AND
ENCHANTED

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It’s been a month

01.03.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was browsing the psychology section at the bookstore this morning and lo and behold a Gucci Mane book

01.03.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Corn fed bitch who can’t bend his knees slamming a defenseless persons head on the ground

01.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s enough of a blow to cause a serious brain injury

01.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone on here was yelling at me for not respecting the troops enough meanwhile when they get killed the commander in chief says β€œit really do be like that sometimes”

01.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are Bears fans here so I’m running in to sucker punch them while everything is chaotic. Watch yourself @johnbull.wtf

01.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bunch of people getting ready to raptured lmao

01.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll check with the family we’re supporting, but if someone grabs dibs first it’s all good

01.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, how can he possibly say it’s good? We have no idea what comes next! Was that dude the worst possible option? Certainly not

01.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cue up the Bruce Hornsby song and footage of dead soldiers coming home, the ad writes itself

01.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have to watch for the delivery of that line. My god

01.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 3

MFer said β€œone of these”

01.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s less resistance at altitude they should be easier to move

01.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Read this out loud to someone in real life

01.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And every person in that meat grinder has the option not to go into the meat grinder, they are grown adults making a choice to pull the trigger

01.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No they do not think they can sink him and these are not hit pieces. People can and will get upset that a nazi adjacent fraud is probably going to win the nomination. Sometimes people are rightfully pissed off for good reasons and are not doing electoral politics

01.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing you’re saying is news to anyone, people can still be pissed off that this clown is probably going to win

01.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are the only two actuary jokes. Actuary jokes don’t really work because 80% of actuaries are on the spectrum

01.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actuaries do it with models

01.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The test is an actuarial exam because everyone knows actuaries do it with frequency and severity hey o!

01.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a kissing device with caption

Scientists actually created a device called Kissenger that lets people physically "kiss" each other through their phones, transmitting real lip pressure across the internet in real time.

Picture of a kissing device with caption Scientists actually created a device called Kissenger that lets people physically "kiss" each other through their phones, transmitting real lip pressure across the internet in real time.

I think it involves this

01.03.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chad, Kaden, Aiden, Torgus, Bumpus, and Steve

Chad, Kaden, Aiden, Torgus, Bumpus, and Steve

Telling my kids this is pod save America

01.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m always up for some breakdowns with a little UCLA slander mixed in

01.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑✊

01.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chad, Kaden, Aiden, Torgus, Bumpus, and Steve

Chad, Kaden, Aiden, Torgus, Bumpus, and Steve

Telling my kids this is pod save America

01.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never heard a single word of the pod save guys but I can look at them and know I want to fight them

01.03.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as you can get two more worthy ones to launch so I get symmetry

01.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, lmao

01.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0