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A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.

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Stephen Cheung is a pretty odious human being, but still dumb post

04.03.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And there are plenty of examples of candidates with WAR above 3 (which is what he really needs under Jain’s math, since Paxton also has a WAR on his end).

I’m not shilling for Talarico or anything, this is just really incomplete analysis. ”TX is R+12 so Dems need WAR of +6. Easy math, done.”

04.03.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And I happen to know this is true, because I said this nine months ago, and he had a meltdown in my mentions at like 3:30 a.m EST

04.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We're also in a spectacular moment with whoever paid Lakysha and made the whole thing he's doing whole is clearly interested in him making dumb ass takes like this, because you can basically draw a hard line in the sand of "Data guy with questionable takes" to "Complete idiot"

04.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

04.03.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

*clears throat*

lol

04.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel more sure about Talarico.

04.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd guess talarico v. Cornyn rn. But it's tight.

04.03.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I mostly ignored the internet and did legos with the little planes last night, was a much better use of my time

03.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, the vibe shift from the first 24 hours of Shock and Awe is surreal. Complete decapitation of an entire state with Donald's aura of invincibility immediately shattered by the "uh... Now what?" afterwards.

03.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 924    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 16

Shock and Uh.

03.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 674    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Noem getting herself in trouble with GOP senators is notable, I think.

03.03.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Well this press conference is a disaster for Trump.

03.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, have you been to Wigan?

03.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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This week's YouGov survey gives Trump his worst approval rating (-21) since November 2017.

In our tracker, he's down to -19, lower than any point in his first term: www.economist.com/interactive/...

03.03.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 20

Notable that people like Kennedy are going after her.

This should be indicating to the WH that the senate wants Noem gone, but Trump isn't going to listen (for some dumb reason - anyone would be more popular than Noem)

03.03.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

It is kind of amazing that our big dumb boy looked at Venezeula and said "i can do this anywhere" and then poked one of the biggest hornet's nests possible and is now saying "we will do forever war, easily and without cost."

03.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Seems less than good that the president is already talking a out how infinite our stacks of interceptors are and how we can fight forever on loke.. day 3?

03.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel like we are entering an interesting moment where different generations of evangelical theology are coming into direct conflict with one another.

03.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Your posts are the shield of the free world. GODSPEED.

03.03.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God damn it

03.03.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone thinks they Theoden before the ride of the rohirrim. News after 11.

03.03.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has rightfully been dunked on but this is just how these people talk tbh. This sounds pretty normal.

03.03.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I am sure there are esports the US is good at. But it is not dem MOBAs

03.03.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean depending on if it's air force or not this is basically just Tuesday.

03.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I watch worlds at this point and nothing else. And that continues to be "How does Faker keep getting away with this???" Over and over again.

03.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jin Air lives on in our hearts.

03.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apropos of nothing. Just saying.

03.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

03.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Event horizon kinda sucks ngl

03.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0