Schnorkles O'Bork

Schnorkles O'Bork

@schnorkles.bsky.social

A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.

9,155 Followers 322 Following 17,345 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 hours ago

I honestly can't quite tell why Trump is.. doing things. All he really wants to do is build buildings and choose tile and shit.

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3 hours ago

Is this good? This is good right?

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3 hours ago
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PA R’s left a bunch of narrow state house seats uncontested

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4 hours ago

I AM SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT

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4 hours ago

The GOP is consistently struggling to break 42 or 43 on a lot of generic ballot polling. I believe the highest number I've seen from a good quality poll was 45 (and that probably pushed leaners, because Dems were at 52 iirc).

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4 hours ago

The focaldata poll is basically bang on the average right now. RV generic ballot has D+6/7, and R's stuck in the low 40's.

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4 hours ago

Rs at 42 in the generic ballot. Again.

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4 hours ago

Generic Ballot Polling:

🔵 DEM: 48%
🔴 GOP: 42%

Focaldata / March 10, 2026

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5 hours ago

well that's very reassuring mr. secretary thank you

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6 hours ago

Being a marine and getting sent to the coast of Iran as an expedition force with only air support has got to be like a top 3 nightmare scenario as a marine, right

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5 hours ago

2 weeks?? Are you suggesting the war is not almost over and we have not won a glorious victory???

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6 hours ago

As I mentioned yesterday.. Trump's tone is especially concerning because it really sounds more like "Ugh I'm bored of Iran now and I don't want to deal with it because I have dementia and the attention span of a goldfish."

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6 hours ago

Nope as in "Yes this is correct they cannot do that with 2500 marines."

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6 hours ago

Nope.

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6 hours ago

It strikes me that there is a fundamental contradiction in the "We are moving 2500 troops to the ME and the Straight Of Hormuz would be open if Iran stopped shooting things." and "They're gonna surrender any moment you guys!!"

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15 hours ago

Honestly if my corpse is riddled with disco. I've done something right.

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16 hours ago

EXTREMELY HEALTHY AND NOT MAKING RANDOM AND TERRIBLE DECISIONS SIR

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1 day ago

jesus christ they have families lmao

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1 day ago

It strikes me that if they actually hike into stagflation, our orange boy is going to have a truly spectacular crash out

just one for the ages

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1 day ago

seems cool, normal and good.

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1 day ago

You have an excellent point here. We are doomed. Doomed I say

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1 day ago

In general, everything we have right now is that seats up to around R +12 are going to be highly competitive if not out right favoring democrats if they're in the single digits.

This is uh, not a pathway to win a majority.. maybe not in either house.

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1 day ago

I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

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1 day ago

Also:

*IRAN ALLOWED SOME SHIPS TO CROSS STRAIT, DEPUTY FM SAYS: AFP

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1 day ago

*IRAN DEPUTY FM SAYS NOT LAYING MINES IN HORMUZ STRAIT: AFP

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1 day ago

The reality: Dems are flipping R +9/10 seats in special elections by 2-3 points.

The Media: "Here's what numbers get wrong about Donald Trump"

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1 day ago

There's also pretty good evidence that Dems are doing better with LV screens, so, uh.. this is even dumber than it initially looks.

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1 day ago

*low whistle*

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1 day ago

I think we have a small issue building in that Donald Trump is pretty clearly "over" the war in Iran and dementia grandpa wants to move onto other things.

Which is uh, well, it's not great.

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1 day ago

More than "they didn't have a plan for Iran and hormuz" its that "they didn't have a plan if Iran kept fighting."

It's pretty clear the entire WH thought they could bomb shit, Iran would give them whatever terms to stop and they'd be done in a week or two.

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