Schnorkles O'Bork

literally just this fucking tweet from 2011

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

Very healthy and put together sir.

I don’t think this registers as hypocritical to them. “War” is something that the libs and neocons do with soldiers who die because they aren’t as cruel as they are. War’s for suckers who don’t have the stomach to rain death until the enemy surrenders. This isn’t war to them, it’s projecting force.

I'm a bit confused what it even means tbh.

Generally speaking I don't think the United States actually has the material on hand in the gulf for a 4-week operation at the current levels, but some war knower can probably tell me if that's right or wrong.

Generic Ballot Polling:

DEM: 50%
GOP: 41%

Public Sentiment Institute / Feb 28, 2026

You are doing the lords work.

Never beating the allegations

Gonna need a sickos pig.jpeg immediately.

The Dulles brothers. Notable believers in the evils and dangers of forcibly changing a regime.

I mean this has been the US's perspective for awhile tbh.

The Supreme Leader insisted on not taking special security measures even though he knew the attacks were about to start and was killed in his home. He wanted to die this way.

The concept of martyrdom is an extremely potent, galvanizing force in Shia and Iranian culture.

The C.I.A. Helped Pinpoint a Gathering of Iranian Leaders. Then Israel Struck.

Baffled by Iranian decision to convene a big leadership meeting when everyone knew an attack was coming, regime thoroughly compromised by Israeli/US intelligence, and Khamenei was the target.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/01/u...

Taking the little planes to bed now - hopefully the world does not end in the interim.

i mean i'm pretty sure that there isn't a better explanation than this.

Caine: got that Iran stuff planned just like ya asked boss, although I'm not su--
WH: yeah sure cool whatever, make sure there's lots of sizzle reel footage for the poasts, okay nap time

This is a 100% accurate description of what went down here

again, there is no strategy or coherent theory of victory here, it is literally bomb stuff -- ??? -- regime change

WH: DO STUFF IN IRAN
OSD: BOSS WANTS STUFF DONE IN IRAN, ALSO NO TROOPS
CENTCOM: I mean, we can absolutely bomb stuff, hell we'd bomb Iran for free. Jimbo you got them target decks?

uh

The best thing I can take away from this chart is that we utterly lost our minds after 9/11.

Similar to how I say I speak Persian instead of Farsi depending on who im talking to

The only time or reason I call myself Persian is when I think my audience is too dumb to know where or what Iran is lol

good thing they fired everyone

Is there something MAGA coded about calling it Persia?

honestly i'm kind of terrified to get many more followers than i have. the mentions get unruly sometimes and i like actually bullshitting with people. Posting is about posting with pals.

oh hey its me

person in an inflatable tank in a pool

Dad's home is like.. a formative experience.

Yeah, utterly sympathetic to the point that the current modern world seems less safe than it was in a normal person's lifetime. I don't agree with "it's the most dangerous" if you're over the age of like.. idk, 20, but if you're making a broad historical comparison holy shit no not at all.