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A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.

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literally just this fucking tweet from 2011

01.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

01.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5680    πŸ” 1521    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 23

Very healthy and put together sir.

01.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think this registers as hypocritical to them. β€œWar” is something that the libs and neocons do with soldiers who die because they aren’t as cruel as they are. War’s for suckers who don’t have the stomach to rain death until the enemy surrenders. This isn’t war to them, it’s projecting force.

28.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 382    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

I'm a bit confused what it even means tbh.

01.03.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Generally speaking I don't think the United States actually has the material on hand in the gulf for a 4-week operation at the current levels, but some war knower can probably tell me if that's right or wrong.

01.03.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Generic Ballot Polling:

DEM: 50%
GOP: 41%

Public Sentiment Institute / Feb 28, 2026

01.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

You are doing the lords work.

01.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never beating the allegations

01.03.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna need a sickos pig.jpeg immediately.

01.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The Dulles brothers. Notable believers in the evils and dangers of forcibly changing a regime.

01.03.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean this has been the US's perspective for awhile tbh.

01.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Supreme Leader insisted on not taking special security measures even though he knew the attacks were about to start and was killed in his home. He wanted to die this way.

The concept of martyrdom is an extremely potent, galvanizing force in Shia and Iranian culture.

01.03.2026 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 24
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The C.I.A. Helped Pinpoint a Gathering of Iranian Leaders. Then Israel Struck.

Baffled by Iranian decision to convene a big leadership meeting when everyone knew an attack was coming, regime thoroughly compromised by Israeli/US intelligence, and Khamenei was the target.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/01/u...

01.03.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Taking the little planes to bed now - hopefully the world does not end in the interim.

01.03.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean i'm pretty sure that there isn't a better explanation than this.

01.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Caine: got that Iran stuff planned just like ya asked boss, although I'm not su--
WH: yeah sure cool whatever, make sure there's lots of sizzle reel footage for the poasts, okay nap time

This is a 100% accurate description of what went down here

28.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

again, there is no strategy or coherent theory of victory here, it is literally bomb stuff -- ??? -- regime change

WH: DO STUFF IN IRAN
OSD: BOSS WANTS STUFF DONE IN IRAN, ALSO NO TROOPS
CENTCOM: I mean, we can absolutely bomb stuff, hell we'd bomb Iran for free. Jimbo you got them target decks?

28.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

uh

01.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing I can take away from this chart is that we utterly lost our minds after 9/11.

01.03.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

Similar to how I say I speak Persian instead of Farsi depending on who im talking to

01.03.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only time or reason I call myself Persian is when I think my audience is too dumb to know where or what Iran is lol

01.03.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

good thing they fired everyone

01.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there something MAGA coded about calling it Persia?

01.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1

honestly i'm kind of terrified to get many more followers than i have. the mentions get unruly sometimes and i like actually bullshitting with people. Posting is about posting with pals.

01.03.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh hey its me

01.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
person in an inflatable tank in a pool

person in an inflatable tank in a pool

01.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dad's home is like.. a formative experience.

01.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, utterly sympathetic to the point that the current modern world seems less safe than it was in a normal person's lifetime. I don't agree with "it's the most dangerous" if you're over the age of like.. idk, 20, but if you're making a broad historical comparison holy shit no not at all.

01.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0