Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.
Don’t care who.
News flash: puppies grow fast. Charlie is getting tall!
When the world feels overwhelming & awful, a picture of a sleeping puppy can only help.
Hey, I just donated some $ to help ship whistles to areas besieged by ICE. If you have a few extra bucks, you can too: gofund.me/fec65595f
Toby is Charlie’s best friend. Toby is unsure about this relationship.
Friday vs. Sunday. I thought maybe we’d been spared from too much winter weather, but apparently we’ll be getting more today. 😬
Now that I’m 50, I need to do more kicking & stretching to maintain mobility. 😂
Hey, thank you! I remember exactly nobody’s birthday, so I’m always impressed by people who save them in their phones so they can remember. But yes, I’m now in my Sally O’Malley era.
Obligatory puppy pics. 🐶
I would be tempted to respond in kind by blasting the Imperial March from Star Wars.
Truthfully, I got the orange slice because it’s gender neutral and I think Charlie is going to need it when he gets the ol’ snip-snip next month. Because I was very tempted to get the purple flower.
The Cone of Shame made it difficult for Fifi to eat & drink, so she’s now an orange slice. 😂
She wasn't thinking. She has never been burdened by a single thought.
This is Fifi. We love Fifi very much, but Fifi is VERY dumb & had to have emergency surgery to remove a foreign object from her stomach, which turned out to be ELEVEN PONYTAIL HOLDERS. We honestly have no idea how she did it. Anyway, she’s home now & recovering, and I’m still totally confused. 🤷🏻♀️
So how are the cats adjusting to the puppy? Pretty dang well, I’d say.
Haircut day! 🐶✂️
Releasing this on New Year’s Eve to make sure it gets no media attention & will be forgotten by tomorrow. I’m sure that wasn’t planned or anything.
Charlie is ready for New Year’s Eve in his best plaid sweater.
The fact that you’re merely “annoyed” and not “filled with murderous rage” is a testament to your character.
This makes a lot of sense. We buy basic bitch trash syrup. 😂
It might be different if you’re buying fancy maple syrup. We buy the basic supermarket generic kind.
I don’t either. Or soy sauce. We live on the edge, I guess.
She seems like a joy to live with. (My MIL is a nice lady, but I wouldn’t last a week of her in my house.)
Oh, I'm sure room temperature mayo won't cause any issues. 😬
Have you seen Weird Al doing a completely serious cover of “Killing in the Name of” by Rage Against The Machine? There’s a weird satisfaction in hearing him scream, “fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.” youtu.be/COZcKrUx1Ts?...
I think Charlie is basically a ginger Ewok.
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
Now picturing Owen Wilson doing zoomies around my backyard. Actually not that hard to visualize. 😂
Someday I’ll get back to photographing my cats (who I swear I still love very much). But right now this is basically what my camera roll looks like. 100% puppy. 🐶
