John Brooks

Sure I robbed the bank but it seems like you're expecting me to have an opinion on what I think it legal and that's a pretty slippery slope

Remember, Democrats are elitists.

Pentagon Investigating Mark Kelly After He Called On Troops To Refuse Illegal Orders It is extraordinary for the Pentagon to directly threaten a sitting member of Congress.

You actually can't prosecute someone for encouraging other people to not do crimes, but cool use of taxpayer dollars bro

James Comey, Letitia James Indictments Dismissed After Multiple Scandals The attorney handling the cases was not lawfully appointed, the judge ruled.

Yes, they are evil, but at least they are also incompetent and lazy

Bluesky terms of service like:

Daria Dankworth

How President Kennedy Seduced White House Intern Mimi Alford Mimi Alford was 19 years old when she was seduced by President John F. Kennedy. Decades later, she wrote a tell-all book about their relationship.

Three fun JFK facts!

1) Mediocre president!
2) Sex pest!
3) Murdered by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone!

Dressing up nice - Historically consistent with safety in air travel

New Orleans' Connick addresses prosecutors at UT Harry Connick, Sr., is most famous for being the father of Harry Connick, Jr., the musician and actor. But in Louisiana, the senior Mr. Connick was in the ...

BTW, Harry Connick Jr.'s dad, the appropriately named Harry Connick Sr., had his own deeply problematic record but rose to prominence by running against and defeating Garrison and railing against the prosecution of Clay Shaw

(Anyway, Jr. definitely the superior Harry Connick)

Garrison was a giant raging idiot, and there's a very good argument to make that the irredeemably reprehensible Oliver Stone bears more responsibility than any single person for The Way Things Are Now (tm)

Fuck them both.

In Russia, peace plan you!

I wore out that soundtrack btw. Faithless's Don't Leave is still one of my favorite songs.

The A Life Less Ordinary poster is a hyper-specific touch

TradCaths being like "bring back the Latin rave!"

In his Oliver Putnam Era

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Motherfuuuckaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Uh!

it's true this is his "where are all the slaves??" face

Lotta people asking questions about my The Lexus December to Remember Sales Event is the Reason for the Season sign already answered by my The Lexus December to Remember Sales Event is the Reason for the Season sign

I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Robert no more
They want Leo, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Leo this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of grace right here from Christ's vicar

MTG's pollster: "The numbers say you can't win state-wide in Georgia..."

MTG: "So you're saying they DON'T say I can't win nation-wide?"

"High-profile government official"

This would be funnier if they weren't already

Got a feeling the rock star's name might rhyme with "Jick Magger"

I worked for NewsCorp and decided that I'd rather make basically no money doing something fulfilling than hate myself at the end of every day.

Yep! It's not a great idea to base your historical beliefs on the wild cinematic ramblings of Oliver Stone, as a rule!

Okay, well, it absolutely is, but go off I guess.

I'm sort of amazed and a little baffled that this person is apparently capable of composing complete sentences...

Gotten is absolutely a word but I take your point