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I'm sure they do but why are you talking about them when you walking around with bowling balls held together by string?

"Lemme shower so I can be to this movie set on time"

He said, humble braggingly, hoping someone would care

And/or your proximity to it and its interests

Notoriously red states also have some of the worst education, healthcare and economic systems in the country and that’s quite literally by design. If you and everyone else around you is in survival mode, you’re not voting intelligently. You’re voting on who sells the biggest pipe dream.

I remember this on that other app. CHAOS.

Politely fried tf outta my man

What if there was a mindful way to steal people’s art, pollute Black neighborhoods, and raise everyone’s electric bill?

Beloved, I can’t promise that it’ll get better
But if you keep at it, YOU might get better

There are so many victors on the other side of their impossible challenge that swore they’d never survive, never thrive

Yet there they are, victorious despite it all. And they’re no better than you, trust me

This is why red states have higher voter apathy. Always shenanigans.

I feel bad for these folks just trying to exercise their constitutional right to vote and having to deal with this mess.

Info in 🧵

Also… all of this happened after they asked if I was voting Republican or Democrat.

It’s Women’s History Month!

ladies! quote with a photo where you felt like your very best womanly self.

You realize this is now your nickname yes?

This country could have had Kamala Harris, but chose the dumbest man on the planet for a second time.

If you want to scare someone just say "I think I've seen you on reddit before". Doesn't matter if it's true or not

They were standing in the way of who you're supposed to be with baby! Pick up your fupa/fupo and move on!

Respect that they had the fortitude to break up with you versus delaying what they truly want to do but hold on out of fear/comfort.

*Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with me rn but someone needs to hear it

Devoid of context, this is the best thing I've seen on this app in a while �

Wait! Don't burn it down, I'm a shareholder 🤭

M1 Pro Max. I don't even think they take intels as trade-ins anymore

a young boy in a striped shirt is crying while holding his hand to his forehead . ALT: a young boy in a striped shirt is crying while holding his hand to his forehead .

A $4K MacBook Pro (maxxed out) that I bought 5 years ago is only worth $550 bucks for trade in on them new ones that  released today.

Do not depend on legislators to stop him.
Do not depend on voting in November to stop him.
If your contingency plan is to wait for this war machine to somehow evaporate, I have a bridge in San Fransisco to sell you

mailchi.mp/fec6dfd0ad16...

Tiffany Pollard you will always be iconic.

I was very humbled 🥹

Chat, how long are you supposed to steep cloves for clove water?

I just double fisted two naan breads and this mf has abs while sitting down...

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A baddie sent me this.

ME! 😌

Yeth

Lemme herrup and watch Paradise before one a y'all sumbishes spoil it