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It's weirdly difficult to remember that Trump's popular vote margin was /less/ than Hillary's in 2016. Biden got more votes in 2020 than Trump got in 2024 and Trump surrogates all under-performed in congressional races.

This is not a mandate, I don't get why it is being portrayed that way.

The modern duel: kids riding their bikes toward each other with a foam noodle in one hand to see who can knock off the party hat on top of the other’s helmet first. Chivalry is not dead.

(I’m at the farmers market)

a gun holster but for dildos

i don’t know anything about technology so for all i know 1080p is the highest quality video has ever gotten and can ever get

UNCLE: I FEEL A LITTLE BIT SAD TODAY *DEOGIE APPEARS, HOLDING A SQUEAKY TOY* UNCLE: OH YOUR FAVORITE SQUEAKY TOY THANK YOU *SQUEEK* *DEOGIE APPEARS HOLDING A BONE* UNCLE: AND YOUR FAVORITE BONE THAT'S VERY KIND, THANK YOU UNCLE, IN A HUGE PILE OF TOYS: I AM FEELING A LOT 學 BETTER NOW, THANK YOU

The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals

Sick guy: I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.. LEMME CONSULT THE FLOWCHART... Flowchart: "SHOULD I GO TO THE DOCTOR (OR DENTIST) *A single arrow points to another card* "IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU USE YOUR FINAL DAYS TO TERRORIZE AND ELIMINATE HEALTH EXECUTIVES TO ENACT REAL CHANGE" *sick guy, dressed like Rambo*: cough cough

sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic

A coach points his hand at a basketball player who's on the bench. He says "alright kid, you're in." The kid gets up, but the coach stops him and says "no. not you." The bench starts moving and gets on the court, leaving the kid to stand by himself, dejected.

SHINE AQUA ILLUSION

Seven-panel comic depicting me toiling away at the difficult task of drawing comics, considering quitting, and a rather conveniently received email from a 5th grader that encouraged me to continue. Comics can be hard work, often with setbacks and challenges, but the inspiration they might give to others can make all the toil worth it.

True story.

Amazon might deliver 'convenience', but it can’t replicate the magic of stepping into a quiet bookstore on a rainy day, where the scent of old pages mingles with fresh coffee and every shelf holds the promise of a new adventure waiting to be discovered.

the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime

A restaurant board sign that reads: “we are not all in the same boat. We are in the same storm. Some have yachts. Some have canoes. And some are drowning. Just be kind and help when you can.

I love this.

audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.

#RESIST 🇺🇸

Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.

(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).

I went to the Miami Book Fair yesterday. I was stunned to see the incredible turnout for what was 95% books! Young, old, families, kids, every color and religion. Over 100k people for the weekend. Great to see there is still
Interest in reading! I think I will be there next year…

RIP Arthur Morgan
You would have loved the Chili's Dip Trio

Rare photo of the Milky Way seen from the surface of Mars

My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean

good morning blueskiers
look at this loaf

A wider field view of Westerlund 1. A dense cluster of bright stars, each with six large and two small diffraction spikes, due to the telescope’s optics. They have a variety of sizes depending on their brightness and distance from us in the cluster, and different colours reflecting different types of star. Patches of billowing red gas can be seen in and around the cluster, lit up by the stars. Small stars in the cluster blend into a background of distant stars and galaxies on black.

this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

PLAN B IS STILL AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. STOCK UP FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SISTERS. It has a four year shelflife.

i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

a photo of chappell roan you’ve never seen before because i took it

stop immigration so we can take care of our own im starving. fuck off.

Who here likes books?

It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country

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SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU OFF THE LEDGE:

"If you ever get the blues about the status of American culture, there are still more public libraries than there are McDonald's. During the worst of the Depression, not one public library closed its doors."

~David McCullough