Ernest Mueller

I am falling down the Tubi rabbit hole and getting radicalized help me

The Grinch That Stole Bitches

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care…

James Talarico: Christian nationalists walk around with a mouth full of scripture and a heart full of hate. Don't tell me what you believe. Show me how you treat other people, and I'll tell you what you believe

The Twelve Clouds of Christmas, Year 15, Tue, Dec 16, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup It's our December tradition - a dozen (or more) 5 minute lightning demos/talks from the members of CloudAustin and the larger Austin technical community! Thank you to our s

Come on out to CloudAustin's 15th annual "12 Clouds of Christmas" festive celebration and lightning-talk roundup!

If you have a 5 minute talk you'd like to give on whatever you're working on, please sign up! And food/bev/door prize sponsors are welcome.

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“AI is eliminating jobs” because this kind of trash is what people are spending their time on

Hey guess what companies the guaranteed way to not get the feedback that you are allegedly asking for is to link me to a giant ass survey that’s going to take an hour to complete.

I would demand 60% and make you do some algebra to make my drink

I did ask why, I got a boomer parent answer. “The handyman told me to get some of that stuff.” “But why is it in with the hair products?” “It didn’t work anyway, <long diatribe followed>.”

I remember how we were all aghast at the gorilla glue hair lady and were like “how could that even happen.” Then at my family homestead over the holidays, I see this in the bathroom.. I apologize, now I know.

A thousand monkeys on typewriters is peak art to many

I can only assume RFK disagrees

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Ninth Session

Thirty-Ninth Session - MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! We go with Ned to an occult island where wizards gather to fight it out one-on-one tournament style. Ned blows a magic horn and some robots sail us out to the recently risen island-town of Dagon, inhabited…

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Eighth Session

Thirty-Eighth Session - We save some witches from a giant centipede, and try to hook Ned up with the least gruesome of the witches, but we are on a timetable - apparently a timetable to be eaten by moth-bats. We go to a Secret Cave - I think the goal…

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Seventh Session

Thirty-Seventh Session - It's a tie as to what's the most dangerous experience this session - tentacle-birthed monstrous servitors of a dark god, or Ned setting our campsite on fire - twice. We travel through weird random encounters and Ned setting…

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Sixth Session

Thirty-Sixth Session - We head from Kingspire to Wymoor and meet some bewitched goons we manage not to murder, and then some other goons we do murder. We take our large retinue on the road. The first night, we meet the artifact hunters on the road that…

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Fifth Session

Thirty-Fifth Session - It's back into the caves below the Magnusson crypt to best the Silver Skull! This is made more complicated by the characters still being body-swapped - but the dice are on our side and the Silver Skull generally loses his spells.…

That sounds good till you realize the cosmic horror level implications of the word “all”

The new “yas queen”

Whoops wrong Sliwa, that was JoJo. My apologies - Curtis Sliwa rn:

Sliwa too

Cuomo seems sad

posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

Snake Plissken says this election is fake news

Only 40% of NYC is perverts, racists, criminals, and robber barons? When did that happen? All the ‘80s movies of my youth stand perplexed

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Fourth Session

Thirty-Fourth Session - Adventurers, slugs, and undead, oh my! We go to rescue a kidnapped woman from the clutches of demons! And do, kinda sorta. The party is well and truly jacked up, besides being soul-swapped folks are poisoned, injured... Luckily…

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Third Session

Thirty-Third Session - We continue to spelunk a somewhat-aquatic tower full of lamprey men and sharks and suchlike. We find some weird jellyfish suits that promise to let us enter the water, but there's clearly a big hammerhead shark in there. We start…

I just watched The Electric State and I want to punish everyone involved forever

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Second Session

Thirty-Second Session - The seas beckon as we leave Kingspire for the Isle of Lone Ait, which looks foreboding even on the map. Foes await! First, we have a quite lively fight with some seafaring skeletons. "Eight skeletons on a boat? No problem,…

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-First Session

Thirty-first Session - We head back into the Kingspire. The weaselly Vizier tries to get the runeblade off of us, so I shoot him in his face for his trouble. Unfortunately two elder kith knights cut down Ned. We manage to save his life, but at the cost…

Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirtieth Session

Thirtieth Session - We go find the other elves out of time that should be against the ones in the castle, but they require slaughter as well, so we oblige. Then we find a Conan the Barbarian style dead guy and, like Conan, take his sword and armor. When…