first time blooms from y tall ironweed!

this is real??

what, you’ve never been curious?? They’re literally steamy

Date Everything! on Steam now

“so i figured out how to fuxk my dishwasher last night”- me, at work, convincing coworkers to play DE

Guys I just found the Epstein Files on Libby if anyone’s interested

visited nyc, went to the cool ass indie theatre, fantastic vibe, old building, signature cocktails for the scheduled screenings. Left at night walking alone to get to subway. In Birmingham i’ve been mugged once but it was fairly friendly?

Rural areas? Id never want to meet a man alone

i love playing older games. If you want to quit, you can just leave. There’s no further ladder down to ask if you REALLY REALLY mean it. Needy. Loser behavior.

“hey i’m done playing now-“
Old game: sure (turns off)

Confidence. Mystery. Self-worth

Why a Star ID can be harder to get than a passport is wild

cannot state how EXCITED that after planting milkweed last year i finally found a monarch!!

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licklicklicklick

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brother pillow

Finally, we’re getting some attorneys getting referred for discipline for using ChatGPT for legal research.

The attorneys in question, ofc, are counsel for the Alabama Department of Corrections.

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split level

it’s also an inaccurate summary i think, since the resignation didn’t refer to this at all, and their source was simply someone familiar enough with the former FEMA head to speculate.. unless another source said otherwise

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Spotted

This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.

It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.

I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.

i have unsubscribed from these junk emails so many times, but to solicit a birthday card for this man? The guy who consistently power brokers for feckless conservative dems?
who falls for this?

When this is over (??) the GOP or their voters won’t have the right to complain about Biden or whomever for pedo behavior

lol just kidding this changes nothing

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sleepies

ok well damn. Superman (2025) is a great movie

If you're the altNPS account you would have posted it on the morning of Febuary 23rd, and you know, not bothered to give a link where the source of the photo is coming from. The reader is allowed again to imagine this might be information from the inside.

10/x.

strongly suspect the one running this is the artist who was credited for design on the site- she’s based in LA and advocates for national parks

whaaaaat yesss!!

toddler has learned how to burp, many many times in a row, and this has not helped my anxiety over “oh god oh god what if he’s choking”

about to change once again

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the center of attention

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sleepy bun, eating bun