Ani B 🫰🏾

Not this bitch blocked me so she could steal my cover art 🙄 you hoes be so fucking weird

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I’ll give a nigga a eulogy before
I ever give a nigga an apology.

I got that LEO in me.

"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then Rudolph told Santa and the other reindeer to fuck off, because you can't emotionally abuse someone for years and then ask them for a favor.

The End.

Friendly reminder: When choking, sides are for pleasure, front is for jail time.
#BetweenTheSkeets

I ain’t gonna hold yall but no Don’t “talk me through” nothing

Whose pussy is this?
You like that?
This what you came for ?
This what you wanted ?

SIR is this a fucking Job interview?

STFU 😩

man I will get up and go cause damn boy my rose don’t even make this much noise.

#betweentheskeets

I’m on both sides of the coin at the same time

10 if it’s on some Eyes Wide Shut vibe and I can sit in me mask and be deep in they business cause I’m nosey and wanna watch 🙂
but also,
1 cause I don’t want these nasty weird people mf to come near me or try to touch me 🙃

Yall see this 🚩
but I see this ⛳️ a nigga who deserves to get played 😘

I just feel like
If Meg thee stallion Could see the way I clean the inside of this Yoplait yogurt cup, she’d stop playing and marry me. 🥹

Can you tell my day has been stressful..

It’s 9:44 and I haven’t left my office yet 🥲

I’m harder on a dude than a bowlegged nigga is on shoes 🥲

You’re my kind of people.

Letting the experience make you feel something organically is tops

Dear sir or madam,

I say to you that everybody love a whore
just be one while you’re fucking single and don’t make me have to give you PTSD for playing with me.

sincerely
Me aka Crash Bandicoot

P.S. DPMO I will tweak out fr.

What yall think should I attach this to this nigga app or nah?
🙃

I’m coming for you bae .. I got money for your books too
#FreeMyBabyDaddyLuigiUntilHeFree

I know we ain’t a monolith but …
I can’t be the only kid who had one of these in their granny house coming up.

I used to fight my siblings to be the one to put all the lights where I want them.. and it was the one thing I chose to have when she passed 🥹

I swear the typos never show up until after you hit “post”

OMahGawd 🫠

But GO OFF THO!!

I just need a minute to collect my morals off the floor 😂😂

Brudda 💃🏽🕺🏽

Oh no I know sis we cool .. 🫶🏾

Imma tell you .. it’s hard not to come out a hoe🙃

but I’m ok with that.. cause I’ve seen scores that are real low like 11.. and I know it’s cause they smoking crack and doing butt stuff 🤫🤭

No 🥲

I mean what can I say im a good time 🤸🏾‍♀️

Yall ever meet those hot singles in your area, and if so.. where yall live at? 👀

Remy Ma is obviously lame af for cheating on a nigga who held her down the way Pap did..

n I ain’t even gonna “ but men do…” like cause WE ALL capable of doing dirt .

It’s just ..
It’s just .. the crunchy ass niggas D riding this shit to justify their hatred of women that make me just wanna

SIS!!! 😭😭😭😭

I pray I never meet the level of trauma they had to endure to end up there ..

Cause lawd just come pick me up now.. I’m done with life.

I would quit !! 😩

Especially when you was getting off to the shit when you was doing it .. like ma’am you are an accomplice, yall go down together if you tryna drag him for sex shit you willingly was doing to and for him.

She mad weak for this

you betta talk to ‘em friend
…. Cause if I do .. imma hurt they feelings

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Rule number 2 in Girl Fight club:

Keep your opinion to your motherfucking self about who I’m dating unless you tryna take their place paying my bills n eating my ass.

3 years ago today my fav author passed away.

She made me fall deeply in love with the True South and Louisiana

Hell I even had my sexual awakening to her book The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty.

Rest in peace Anne Rice, your talent and prose are deeply missed

#BookSky #BlackBookSky #AnneRice

YUP ..ESPECIALLY interracials into RACE PLAY.

fuck shaming only I be ready to start swinging on yall 😤