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@guzzigrowler.bsky.social

Bipedal; generally. Albeit my preference is to approach life at a forty five degree lean.

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Yes, but again: Why would anyone be surprised by the convicted rapist cretinous orange swamp monster being the main focus of said trump files?

11.02.2026 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€˜Cute Eelโ€™ was not my initial thought when snorkelling & confronting the grown up version โ€˜snarlingโ€™ at me from itโ€™s rocky crevice in Rarotonga twenty years ago.

10.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why in earth would the un-redacted trump files leave anyone wide eyed?

10.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Start from the bottom up: The orange swamp monster first.

07.02.2026 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ummm, as it ever was. Itโ€™s why religion was invented.

07.02.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Epstein files have always been the Trump files. This adult diaper must blow up in the hideous mug of the orange swamp monster.

07.02.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always thought the Tories had a monopoly on inappropriate masturbation. Yet clearly Labour has some rank seed within their rank.

07.02.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By the time that water reaches Hamilton & they turn it into beer the colour changes somewhat. Same name though.

06.02.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wish I could see them like that.

06.02.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

30k mentions from a creature thatโ€™s too dense to even be able to operate e-mail.

06.02.2026 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Release the orange swamp monster files!

06.02.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mobility is not the biggie. Energy is.

05.02.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My writhing days are all but over; outside of decrepit pain that is.

30.01.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Epstein files were just released. Itโ€™s the orange swamp monster files the world needs to see.

30.01.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, Mandelson coated in political slime; whoโ€™d of thought?

30.01.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been waiting for this gag all day.

30.01.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Burnham has proven heโ€™s not up for the top job by any stretch with his ham fisted coup attempts of the past few months. Another ego falls by the wayside. Ho hum.

30.01.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who cares about the released Epstein files. What the world must see are the non released orange swamp monster files.

30.01.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or a white woman two weeks ago. In the end the right/ conservative (Republican in that lawless banana republic that is the USA) always eats itself in the end.

24.01.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guns protect: An American โ€šfactโ€˜.

24.01.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The right always ends up eating themselves.

15.01.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jenrick is a bigger cock than that!

15.01.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trumponian levels of bs.

15.01.2026 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that I want to see them. But there musk be some nasty, flabby pastie imagines of this fascist in his saggy stained y-fronts.

13.01.2026 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s all the orange swamp monster has ever been: a cheap, dense, bully bigot.

13.01.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As ex NZ PM Rob Muldoon said of emigration to Australia โ€žIt raises the average I.Q of bothโ€œ.

13.01.2026 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same here for this UK based Kiwi whoโ€™s just returned for 17 days way down under. Hideous over sized โ€štankโ€˜ uteโ€˜s abound. Costly, heavy, dangerous killers & completely unnecessary.

31.12.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m far happier with my human values of acceptance, tolerance & multi culturalism than any โ€šChristian valuesโ€˜ whatever theyโ€™re supposed to be / mean.

29.12.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello. You appear to want to live in an รผber sanitised world devoid of smudges & stains; thatโ€™s not the way humanity works unfortunately. Physics apply in all facets of life.

18.12.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fabulous city, wonderful country.

17.12.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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