Hanukkah-Matata

Hanukkah-Matata

@fasterfizzier.bsky.social

Biosciences, University of São Paulo. Scottish-Jew, two stereotypes for the price of one. He/Him

550 Followers 332 Following 8,294 Posts Joined Aug 2023
12 hours ago

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

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12 hours ago

Without touching the myriad other artists,
there's probably a dozen better Cranberries songs than this.

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14 hours ago

Off to lodge an appeal and see if we can get them changed to "macaco presunto"*

*Gammon macaque

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15 hours ago
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From 2021

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15 hours ago

Yeah, absolutely disgusted with this,
these monkeys did nothing to deserve this.

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16 hours ago

"Mine"

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19 hours ago
Preview
a woman in a blue sweater says that is vile netflix ALT: a woman in a blue sweater says that is vile netflix

Muted, blocked, reported to prevent and deported.

That's both of you.

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1 day ago

It went from a little extreme, to Blood and soil.

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1 day ago

Catching up with the last 20 years of the BBC then.

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1 day ago

Compare this to the low-key funny stuff,
that has been put out in Hannah Spencer's name,
and this looks even worse.

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1 day ago

Odds on Ed Davey being at the aquapark?

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1 day ago

Driving past the bald boomers, like a mobile fluffing service,
viagra on wheels.

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1 day ago

- A man who keeps hiring and defending nonces

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1 day ago

Raping or murdering children 😍

Not raping or murdering children 😡

The Labour Party🌹

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1 day ago

You say that, but that's the natural habitat of Wes.

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1 day ago

Just start a new Tinge, that'll work out well for them.

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1 day ago

The opposite of babs basically.

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1 day ago
Dave Lister (Craig Charles) from Red Dwarf, holding a red box, 
with Holly Hop Drive on it.

"Basically, yeah,
we use the Holly Hop Drive to jump from one end of the Hormuz Straight to the other, easy peasy"

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1 day ago

The Strokes,
went to see them and it was genuinely the laziest, half-arsed, performance I have ever seen,
and I saw Bob Dylan hum about 30 verses of "Knocking On Heaven's Door",
because he was on more drugs than Motley Crue.

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1 day ago

I was about to look for this gif

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1 day ago

The UK gov. just voted to begin the process of ending the right to trial by jury, & has been caught loading bombs onto US jets for a war they insisted we were only "defensively" involved in - a position they've not even had a debate about.

But yeah, we gotta protect Labour to protect democracy.

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1 day ago

He's closer to Australia

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1 day ago

also since he became green leader my boobs have grown so there you go

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1 day ago

It's difficult to pay attention, to things that only happened in your head.

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1 day ago

What if UFO's, were just "Big naturals".............

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1 day ago

Pretty sure Bugs Bunny did something similar, and he's only a rabbit.

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1 day ago

I seem to remember you hating your job, and for me, that's when these kind of things are always much louder.

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1 day ago

Crowd of trannies at the charity concert chanting “BIG TITS BIG TITS BIG TITS“ as polanski walks on stage fuckyeah

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1 day ago

I was under the impression that most people get this at times,
I know I have had multiple periods where this kind of thing appears when everything has quietened down.

Except the lion part obviously 😵‍💫

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1 day ago

seems a bit mean to suggest he kills himself,
but I guess the proof is in the pudding 🤷

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