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Salacious B. Crumb

@dudeloft.bsky.social

Perfectly cromulent dinosaur fanatic, quiz expert, fool of a took, nerfherder, herbivore, and fully coys. Hangman did nothing wrong.

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β€œand stay out of Swerve’s business.”
Absolute Cinema #AEW #SummerBlockbuster

12.06.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Levy Out.
Go and get the Qatar

06.06.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Daniel Levy

06.06.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS THIS THIS THIS

28.05.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3204    πŸ” 574    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 13
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About last night… πŸ’™

(Been drawing since the final whistle and now we’re finished & we’ve made NEW mugs and fellow Spurs fans if you feel like sharing the heck out of these we would appreciate it so so much #COYS #COYS #COYS)

πŸ›’ noscoredraws.com/products/spu...

22.05.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 492    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 35
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a man in a suit says great scott ALT: a man in a suit says great scott
21.05.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COYS 🀍βšͺ️😭😭😭😭

21.05.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They lost me at 'affecting'

07.05.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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han solo says everything 's perfectly all right now and we 're fine ALT: han solo says everything 's perfectly all right now and we 're fine

Happy Star Wars Day to all my scruffy looking nerfherders out there. An amazing film that spawned an incredible franchise and one whose message is as relevant today as it ever was. There is always hope, and never ever stop rebelling. #Maythe4th

04.05.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spot on. I dislike the WWE product, I don't the product I like to become WWE lite

26.04.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wrestling is the best way to get the latest flash player

24.04.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so grateful AEW exists.

21.04.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was in the same boat a couple of years ago. From time to time, I'd watch a bit, and it always just reaffirmed my decision. First Mania I've not watched since being a wrestling fan, don't feel like I've missed out at all.

21.04.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First one I've not watched since I've been a fan. Hate the people running the gaff, but tried watching it again when they made the Netflix move. The product is so so poor. It's not wrestling.

21.04.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, a fellow connoisseur!

30.03.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But...it's just a lie. How can they say the top of the cage with such authority while posting that.

12.03.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harry wasn't technically sacked was he? Just didn't have his contract renewed?

12.03.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I've been fundamentally changed as a human being following AEW Revolution. Toni Storm vs. Mariah May and Will Ospreay vs. Kyle Fletcher just blew me away. Incredible. And from wrestlers I've seen perform on Indies over here in the UK feels great!

11.03.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really like the MITB concept, but it shouldn't be a guaranteed win. Need some fuckups, this one worked brilliantly.

11.03.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're forcing people to sail the high seas at this point

09.03.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely be adding this to my library

09.03.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whoever did this (video and yellers) I applaud you.

10.02.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Today we celebrate the birth of a Champ Man legend. A goal-poacher supreme from the Portuguese streets.

Rumour says he was a data mishap. A glitch in the Matrix. But mishaps don’t score 50 goals and win the Champions League.

To Madeira. You were real to us…

09.02.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I've not drunk in 2025. But now the PSN is down, I don't know what to do with myself. The grass is too wet to touch

08.02.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm ready for war! COYS

06.02.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the B-Team will upstage the A-Team πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

02.02.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone wanna tell Janelt that the Royal Rumble was last night
#COYS

02.02.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's play a game: how many people are you blocked by?

Was it something I said?

02.02.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a good feeling tonight!
#COYS

30.01.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely fantastic

30.01.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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