Sam Parker

...... this is genius...... immediately going to get an ipod touch and it is only for downloaded tiktoks

I'm gonna be getting a leg tattoo soon too! Not sure if I'm putting it on my calf or thigh yet though

Trying to get most if not all of my current book written while also having a touch of the stomach flu was not how I wanted to spend my day but here we are.

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Me when a Customer calls and starts using profanity at me

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Tattoo done
The lines are crisper than a spicy pop fresh from a Mcdonalds

My add doesn't give me the hyperfixation enough to keep up with making a newsletter unfortunately 😒

Getting tattooed tomorrow. A tiny one. Found an AMAZING artist who's line work is orgasmically perfect.

Why can't orgasms be a cure-all for any ailment? Just imagine....
#life #smut #orgasm

Baby sick. ....... and by baby I mean me.

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It is once again that time of week. The #everythingshower . Exfoliating, scrubbing off the spraytan, shaving and moisturizing.

I am super bad at marketing my books. Definitely something to work on.

#indieauthor

Olivia Hussey has passed away at the age of 73.

Came home from work and my bathroom floor was soaked from the ceiling leaking again.... fan fucking tastic..... wonder if that's why we've been getting sick the past few months....

#apartmentlife #wtf

Just bought a new vacuum and I'm so excited about it..... is this adulthood?

Happy Stuff your kindle day! I'm Stuffing my kindle while my husband stuffs me. 😜
#stuffyourkindleday

Planning out 4 different books at once is fun until I remember I still have to write them 😅

A Man for Mrs. Claus book cover. Two black people smooching under the mistletoe. imagine Winston Duke is a firefighter and he's making out with Precious Lee who is Mrs. Claus with a bob.

Running the North Pole and making good on the promise of comfort and joy for a few billion people is no simple two-step around the Christmas tree. Mr. and Mrs. Claus have always worked in tandem to do just that. So when her third husband realizes it’s time to peace out and move on to more Heavenly pastures, the angels and all the elves know what time it is. They need to find Tiffany Saint-Nicholas a new man. With the holiday calendar slowing down for no one, her team has three days to find her a new Santa. Someone kind, loving and willing to take on the spirit of the season, and with the potential to be Tiffany’s first true love match. Tiffany thinks that idea is cute and all, and so are the men they line up for her. But she knows delivering on their Christmas obligations is what really matters, not the chemistry she might have with the candidates in question. Too bad one prospective Santa will stop at nothing to show her and the rest of the North Pole population that no amount of silver or gold is more important than winning Tiffany’s heart.

A MAN FOR MRS. CLAUS is here!

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Watched #anora on prime last night. 100% LOVED IT!!!!! beautifully filmed and amazing cast. Could not stop laughing at the interactions with anora and igor

Sitting on my balcony, Watching the snow fall and just taking in the quiet peace.

... sliced or whole? Because a sliced raw hotdog garners more questions than unsliced.

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Literally every day I'm like

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The husband is absentmindedly playing with my hair while we watch anime.... 😍

Find someone who looks at you the way we look at books.

And like that my anxiety is back.....dammit I need to go back to the gym #gymlife

I mean I'm intrigued lol. It's definitely an attention grabber

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Got the husband an amazing Christmas gift and now I have to wait to give it to him....

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Just watched the husband tie his tie in a double windsor knot without hesitation or looking and it was so unintentionally fucking hot.

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*taps mic*

Hey. 👋🏼

Hello beautiful people