@modonnell.bsky.social
Occasional long distance runner | Go Bills | Go Griffs
Tiger woods is on a golf course labeled as KC 5-4 and is facing a older white man who is smoking and wearing loud pants who is labeled Carolina Panthers 5-4
04.11.2025 12:12 β π 1647 π 112 π¬ 29 π 10LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder
ME: in the desert
LAWYER: and who were you with
ME: a horse
LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse
HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*
ME: uhhh he didnβt have one
in a pink backwards hat, pink crew and a couple of chains
Plies courtside again for SC
23.03.2025 20:35 β π 43 π 6 π¬ 2 π 3The federal workforce is 1.9% of total employment, close to all time lows, same as pre-pandemic. The repeated need to scramble to bring fired people back confirms that maybe, just maybe they are doing valuable work that serves the public interest
18.02.2025 23:56 β π 52 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0That jacket isπ₯π₯
16.02.2025 02:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Six candy hearts that say, 'EXPAND SOCIAL SECURITY,' 'TAX THE RICH,' PROTECT MEDICARE,' 'LOWER DRUG PRICES,' 'SCRAP THE CAP,' and 'UPDATE SSI'.
Roses are red,
Social Security is for me and you.
Let's tax the rich
And expand benefits too <3
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15.02.2025 03:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Further evidence confirming what me and others have been screaming for weeks: Itβs not about crime or public safety! This is about demonizing immigrants.
14.02.2025 23:41 β π 33 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0I like it!
12.02.2025 14:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02004: google answers your question
2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question
2024: google makes up an answer to your question
2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you
Kendrick with more Grammies than Drake has friends
Tom Brady: Say No to Hate
Snoop: Say No to Hate
Kendrick:
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
10.02.2025 03:12 β π 14205 π 4396 π¬ 243 π 1080The ASL version of βNot Like Usβ is magnificent.
10.02.2025 02:50 β π 18872 π 4378 π¬ 169 π 257βsay no to hateβ - snoop & brady
kendrick lamar:
Dallas fans have protested Luka being traded harder than congressional dems have fought a coup
08.02.2025 20:11 β π 776 π 144 π¬ 10 π 2Always impressive!
07.02.2025 23:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
07.02.2025 12:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Slack recap notifications are fantastic
06.02.2025 23:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty, pretty accurate
06.02.2025 01:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok got it
04.02.2025 11:53 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs get that dread
03.02.2025 13:10 β π 45 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0post malone, teddy swims, jelly roll
charmander, charmeleon, charizard
03.02.2025 02:28 β π 524 π 136 π¬ 17 π 29That is quite the day!
02.02.2025 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is how I found out about the Luka Doncic trade
02.02.2025 11:55 β π 648 π 57 π¬ 15 π 1The National Association of Home Builders explains what happens if we make inputs for home construction, such as Canadian lumber, more expensive.
01.02.2025 21:55 β π 15858 π 5139 π¬ 1413 π 566