Elijah R 🌈

virginia taking its state motto a bit literally this election

this guy just outperformed Kamala Harris btw

rigged unfortunately

rigged unfortunately

voter suppression law soundly rejected

please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

At large though statenavigate is currently projecting Democrats win 2 seats short of a supermajority -- this is up from a one seat majority

FIVE MINUTES LOL

dark woke

We've reached the point in American politics where threatening to ____ ____________ is a selling point to voters. I don't blame them

i made one since it didnt look like anyone has yet bsky.app/profile/elij...

Read to the end of this one. Trust me.

Opinion: Susan Stamberg, trailblazer and NPR Founding Mother, retires NPR Founding Mother Susan Stamberg is retiring. She became the first woman to anchor a nightly national news program in 1972, and helped loosen up the serious, stodgy sound of radio hosts.

NPR Founding Mother Susan Stamberg is retiring. She became the first woman to anchor a nightly national news program in 1972, and helped loosen up the serious, stodgy sound of radio hosts.

Are you trying to kill me

I think SOAP is worse but Passport 1.4 is awful in its own way because it's like Microsoft wrote an (extremely vague and confusing) RFC for it and then snorted crack and barely followed it when implementing their own protocol into messenger

& the auth header format just sucks to parse without hacks

"let's go, in and out, 30 minute adventure"

SOAP haunts me in my dreams dude I see XML namespaces before I wake up in the morning

VER 0 MSNP8 CVR0\r\n

One look at the MSNP and MS Passport protocols will change this opinion I promise

"At least three" was so wholesome because you could tell he didn't really understand gender identity but was trying his best to learn and be respectful and inclusive

Man opened the "arraigned for domestic violence" block

Its an old grammatical style that used to be common in news headlines, most newspapers have dropped it but the onion keeps it for comedic effect

I'm a bit upset that Troy decided to run for governor because he'd absolutely beat Susan in a blowout

I'm going to start publicly calling out campaigns that text me because they bought my number from a list. Not just because I've run out of patience, but because if *I* am this annoyed, then I can't even imagine what it's doing to Democrats' reputation among casual voters.

I just got served a YouTube Short from the account "Rizz Masterclass." It was just a regular Craig Ferguson interview with Alison Brie. I clicked through, the whole account is Craig talking to women all normal. The comments are like "Craig the rizzGOAT." It has never been easier to get a girlfriend.

Two woman walking and embracing each other in front of an ICE detention center. The woman on the left is wearing a black dress and heels. The woman on the right is smiling and wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. Members of the press are in the background.

Two women standing, smiling, and embracing each other with grass, water, and the sky in the background. The woman on the left is wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. The woman on the right is wearing a black dress.

Two woman stand next to each other and hold onto one another. The woman on the left is wearing a black dress. The woman on the right is smiling and wearing a white hijab, glasses, and a pink garment. In the background is the fence of an ICE detention center.

Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies.

📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro

Spines not allowed in this administration