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ThexyBeatht

@thexybeatht.bsky.social

Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!

15,745 Followers  |  719 Following  |  5,919 Posts  |  Joined: 14.07.2023
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He’s probably out there cheating too

06.03.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking bitch

06.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’…πŸΌ

06.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re not having a good day, imagine being Kristy Gnome

06.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

If you say that you don’t like Bad Bunny bc you can’t understand him, but you like Pearl Jam, you are full of shit! Bc as much as I love Eddie Vedder, whatever he’s yelling out singing his songs doesn’t match what’s on the lyrics

16.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’š

08.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good point!

08.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me when I put football stickers on the chips bowl

08.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

😭

08.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah agree

08.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agree!!

08.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are the chances that they’re actually going to investigate and prosecute the people in the files?

08.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Omgosh thank you!! And happy birthday to you as well πŸ’πŸ’–πŸ«‚ Hope you had a fantastic one!!

27.01.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you sweetie πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ€—πŸ€—

27.01.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She needs to be primaried

24.01.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov Shame on you! You disgraceful human waste. You don’t represent WA people

24.01.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disgraceful. Eat a bag of dicks

24.01.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re a disgrace! And you’ll be primaried. You POS!

24.01.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Friday muchachos! It’s ok to put tequila in your coffee and boo people mid sentence today

23.01.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about me is that I always learn from the mistakes of other people who took my advice

13.01.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.01.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😈😈

04.01.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

04.01.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be up for that if it was egg whites. High protein!!

04.01.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2026 give up on your dreams of being a rapper. You’re 40 and we need more plumbers

04.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😜

02.01.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My ex once told me no one would want me with two kids. And I had to remind him that people actually wanted me with two kids AND a husband. He stfu real quick!

29.12.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

19.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My sense of humor is like covid. Either you get it or you don’t. Period!

19.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This man’s name is Jesse. But what I heard in my early morning brain was juicy. So I did call him juicy and now I need a new identity so I can restart my life in a cave somewhere

18.12.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0