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ThexyBeatht

@thexybeatht.bsky.social

Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!

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My healing journey is going great. I’ll be trying to compromise and use my β€œI statements” one minute, then digging out your dead cat to use it for Halloween decoration the next

07.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For how long tho? Wouldn’t mid terms come back after martial law is over? And don’t we need approval for that? Idk how that works

06.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear that the first MF that answers a presidential debate with β€œyour mom” has my vote

06.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Midterms are approaching. Things will start getting really ugly. Everyone who didn’t vote last elections better get their asses to the voting booth this time!

05.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

I’m 95% peaceful these days. But when that 5% mentally unstable superstar comes out, it comes to shine

04.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‹πŸΌπŸ˜

02.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sup duck!

02.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably πŸ˜†

02.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t make the rapture for a good reason

~ Me flirting

02.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Your favorite ray of sunshine checking in. Hope your day is as pleasant as you are

02.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

My not so smart watch decided on its own to call the last person I talked to on the phone while I was in the shower

01.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you find people who put up with your shit. And you keep them

30.09.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

30.09.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not my job to make anyone happy or comfortable

30.09.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

He wasn’t. That was Nicky Jam

29.09.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s 100% on you πŸ˜ƒ

29.09.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ends up Puerto Rico is not one of those β€œ3 Mexican countries” Fox News talked about Lol

29.09.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gas price is astronomical. Food price is obscene. 5 mass shootings per week. People’s biggest concern: Bad Bunny speaking Spanish at the Super Bowl. SMH!

29.09.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Can’t wait for the weekend

~ Me at 9:30am on Monday

29.09.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Kinda πŸ˜†

28.09.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How?

28.09.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨🚨🚨

26.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a morning person. I’m no longer a night person either. I think I’m just a staying in bed person now

26.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

😍😍

25.09.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Notify authorities 😩

25.09.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the bathroom? Yes πŸ˜‚

25.09.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sush weirdos! It’s hockey time πŸ’πŸ₯…

25.09.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

24.09.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we ever date and your bathroom has a mirror facing the toilet, I’m breaking up

24.09.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

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