Him: I like older women
Me: I watched porn in VHS
25.11.2025 03:58 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
GenX is the first generation that the parents are more fun than the kids
24.11.2025 22:47 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1
Whoever made the portion size 5 needs to be sued. Everyone knows it has to be an even number
24.11.2025 20:40 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 4 π 0
Iβm only gonna genuinely like you once. After thatβs broken, you wonβt get the same version of me again
23.11.2025 18:55 β π 32 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0
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21.11.2025 02:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Need anyone to turn your life into chaotic hell? I have arrived
21.11.2025 02:01 β π 28 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0
Youβre never alone when you have C-PTSD
20.11.2025 20:39 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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19.11.2025 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This made me laugh π
19.11.2025 05:41 β π 33 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
MAGA coming to the comments to say that Clinton is in the files too
17.11.2025 18:45 β π 30 π 2 π¬ 3 π 1
If youβre not ready for the attitude, donβt even approach
17.11.2025 00:04 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Iβm more and more convinced that tough macho men, who have the need to show their βalfaβ masculinity, are actually trying to hide their gay tendencies
15.11.2025 23:48 β π 31 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1
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15.11.2025 21:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Pretty cool how maga elected the first LGBTQ president
15.11.2025 20:39 β π 38 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0
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15.11.2025 20:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Never thought that Bill Clintonβs dick would end maga
15.11.2025 18:35 β π 42 π 8 π¬ 6 π 1
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09.11.2025 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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09.11.2025 23:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Kinda bored. Gonna text him βMissing you today. The big ones actually hurtβ, then ghost again
09.11.2025 21:22 β π 42 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0
My hobbies are: wasting my time on the wrong MF and sharing it online with thousands of people. I also like drinking
07.11.2025 21:43 β π 90 π 7 π¬ 7 π 0
Hell yeah ππΌ
06.11.2025 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
According to my ex Iβm a total monster for not letting him cheat anymore
06.11.2025 23:30 β π 41 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0
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04.11.2025 20:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Please go vote!!! Yes to prop 50, Mamdani for NY, or whatever else is up for voting today. Please show up!!
04.11.2025 20:33 β π 111 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0
Me: Not to be an ass about this (loading the final boss of ass comments)
03.11.2025 22:41 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
πΆ And Iβm freeeee. Freeballing πΆ Or whatever tf Tom Petty said
03.11.2025 18:09 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 5 π 1
Gonna block people randomly just so they start wondering what they did wrong
02.11.2025 20:33 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1
Due to the economy, for Halloween this year the kids are getting thoughts and prayers
24.10.2025 17:17 β π 147 π 16 π¬ 12 π 2
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