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ThexyBeatht

@thexybeatht.bsky.social

Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!

15,750 Followers  |  719 Following  |  5,915 Posts  |  Joined: 14.07.2023
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If you say that you don’t like Bad Bunny bc you can’t understand him, but you like Pearl Jam, you are full of shit! Bc as much as I love Eddie Vedder, whatever he’s yelling out singing his songs doesn’t match what’s on the lyrics

16.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 57    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0

😂😂💙💙💚💚

08.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good point!

08.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me when I put football stickers on the chips bowl

08.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

😭

08.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah agree

08.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agree!!

08.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What are the chances that they’re actually going to investigate and prosecute the people in the files?

08.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 9    📌 0

Omgosh thank you!! And happy birthday to you as well 💐💖🫂 Hope you had a fantastic one!!

27.01.2026 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you sweetie 💖💖🤗🤗

27.01.2026 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She needs to be primaried

24.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov Shame on you! You disgraceful human waste. You don’t represent WA people

24.01.2026 00:35 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Disgraceful. Eat a bag of dicks

24.01.2026 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re a disgrace! And you’ll be primaried. You POS!

24.01.2026 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Friday muchachos! It’s ok to put tequila in your coffee and boo people mid sentence today

23.01.2026 15:51 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

One thing about me is that I always learn from the mistakes of other people who took my advice

13.01.2026 00:06 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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04.01.2026 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😈😈

04.01.2026 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥰🥰

04.01.2026 19:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d be up for that if it was egg whites. High protein!!

04.01.2026 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In 2026 give up on your dreams of being a rapper. You’re 40 and we need more plumbers

04.01.2026 19:11 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

😜

02.01.2026 05:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My ex once told me no one would want me with two kids. And I had to remind him that people actually wanted me with two kids AND a husband. He stfu real quick!

29.12.2025 17:26 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

😃😃😃

19.12.2025 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My sense of humor is like covid. Either you get it or you don’t. Period!

19.12.2025 20:48 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This man’s name is Jesse. But what I heard in my early morning brain was juicy. So I did call him juicy and now I need a new identity so I can restart my life in a cave somewhere

18.12.2025 16:36 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Happy holidays sweet friend 💖

14.12.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Saw someone making dessert pasta with Nutella. And all my worst instincts have surfaced

14.12.2025 04:23 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

🥰🥰🥰

09.12.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Told this guy he has the same name as my dog. And now he’s trying to show me his bone. So I guess it worked in a way

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