My healing journey is going great. Iβll be trying to compromise and use my βI statementsβ one minute, then digging out your dead cat to use it for Halloween decoration the next
07.10.2025 15:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@thexybeatht.bsky.social
Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!
My healing journey is going great. Iβll be trying to compromise and use my βI statementsβ one minute, then digging out your dead cat to use it for Halloween decoration the next
07.10.2025 15:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For how long tho? Wouldnβt mid terms come back after martial law is over? And donβt we need approval for that? Idk how that works
06.10.2025 23:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I swear that the first MF that answers a presidential debate with βyour momβ has my vote
06.10.2025 23:44 β π 33 π 4 π¬ 2 π 1Midterms are approaching. Things will start getting really ugly. Everyone who didnβt vote last elections better get their asses to the voting booth this time!
05.10.2025 17:47 β π 156 π 48 π¬ 12 π 3Iβm 95% peaceful these days. But when that 5% mentally unstable superstar comes out, it comes to shine
04.10.2025 17:02 β π 78 π 10 π¬ 3 π 0ππΌπ
02.10.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sup duck!
02.10.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Probably π
02.10.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I didnβt make the rapture for a good reason
~ Me flirting
Your favorite ray of sunshine checking in. Hope your day is as pleasant as you are
02.10.2025 15:11 β π 37 π 3 π¬ 10 π 0My not so smart watch decided on its own to call the last person I talked to on the phone while I was in the shower
01.10.2025 22:19 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Sometimes you find people who put up with your shit. And you keep them
30.09.2025 20:43 β π 77 π 8 π¬ 6 π 0π€£π€£π€£
30.09.2025 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not my job to make anyone happy or comfortable
30.09.2025 02:10 β π 43 π 1 π¬ 5 π 2He wasnβt. That was Nicky Jam
29.09.2025 21:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs 100% on you π
29.09.2025 20:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ends up Puerto Rico is not one of those β3 Mexican countriesβ Fox News talked about Lol
29.09.2025 20:40 β π 32 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Gas price is astronomical. Food price is obscene. 5 mass shootings per week. Peopleβs biggest concern: Bad Bunny speaking Spanish at the Super Bowl. SMH!
29.09.2025 19:16 β π 216 π 48 π¬ 10 π 3Canβt wait for the weekend
~ Me at 9:30am on Monday
Kinda π
28.09.2025 02:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How?
28.09.2025 02:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π¨π¨π¨
26.09.2025 19:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm not a morning person. Iβm no longer a night person either. I think Iβm just a staying in bed person now
26.09.2025 19:13 β π 226 π 24 π¬ 18 π 1ππ
25.09.2025 16:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Notify authorities π©
25.09.2025 16:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the bathroom? Yes π
25.09.2025 16:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sush weirdos! Itβs hockey time ππ₯
25.09.2025 02:44 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0π₯°π₯°
24.09.2025 21:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If we ever date and your bathroom has a mirror facing the toilet, Iβm breaking up
24.09.2025 21:12 β π 35 π 1 π¬ 12 π 0