ThexyBeatht

ThexyBeatht

@thexybeatht.bsky.social

Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!

15,743 Followers 719 Following 5,919 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 week ago

Heโ€™s probably out there cheating too

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1 week ago

Fucking bitch

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1 week ago

๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ

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1 week ago

If youโ€™re not having a good day, imagine being Kristy Gnome

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3 weeks ago

If you say that you donโ€™t like Bad Bunny bc you canโ€™t understand him, but you like Pearl Jam, you are full of shit! Bc as much as I love Eddie Vedder, whatever heโ€™s yelling out singing his songs doesnโ€™t match whatโ€™s on the lyrics

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1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

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1 month ago

Good point!

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1 month ago
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Me when I put football stickers on the chips bowl

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1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ

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1 month ago

Yeah agree

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1 month ago

Agree!!

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1 month ago

What are the chances that theyโ€™re actually going to investigate and prosecute the people in the files?

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1 month ago

Omgosh thank you!! And happy birthday to you as well ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿซ‚ Hope you had a fantastic one!!

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1 month ago

Thank you sweetie ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

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1 month ago

She needs to be primaried

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1 month ago

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov Shame on you! You disgraceful human waste. You donโ€™t represent WA people

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1 month ago

Disgraceful. Eat a bag of dicks

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1 month ago

Youโ€™re a disgrace! And youโ€™ll be primaried. You POS!

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1 month ago

Happy Friday muchachos! Itโ€™s ok to put tequila in your coffee and boo people mid sentence today

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2 months ago

One thing about me is that I always learn from the mistakes of other people who took my advice

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2 months ago
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2 months ago

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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2 months ago

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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2 months ago

Iโ€™d be up for that if it was egg whites. High protein!!

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2 months ago

In 2026 give up on your dreams of being a rapper. Youโ€™re 40 and we need more plumbers

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2 months ago

๐Ÿ˜œ

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2 months ago

My ex once told me no one would want me with two kids. And I had to remind him that people actually wanted me with two kids AND a husband. He stfu real quick!

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2 months ago

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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2 months ago

My sense of humor is like covid. Either you get it or you donโ€™t. Period!

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2 months ago

This manโ€™s name is Jesse. But what I heard in my early morning brain was juicy. So I did call him juicy and now I need a new identity so I can restart my life in a cave somewhere

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