Peepants Veepants

Piss my pants

My news years resolution is to be even less of a person, I'm gonna shout on the rooftops about how people should treat me like a dumb pet

Goober

I'll stock ur stuffing see

It's extremely funny that a youtuber did a vid featuring little troubles like 3 weeks after i started watching his videos for unrelated 'i like listening to people talk anout boardgame design' reasons

Those people need to be sent to the bad dimension for bad people, so i can kick them till they stop being dumb

Did you know? If you wear diapers, this eevee wants to be your diapers. No matter how yucky you make 'em. (actually, ESPECIALLY if you make 'em yucky)

when your owner leans in close
and whispers something,
and you say:
"eevee?!"
oooh, that's a new trigger,
swirly, blushy, changing,
paws over your new muzzle,
all your words are eevee noises?
ears longer, fluffy mane and tail-
headpats? from your owner? eee~
"good eevee."
vee! veee~ 🧡

#tf

I'm a bold eevee! Also you forgot about "first firm but gentle locking in a chastity cage" that preceeds the first diapering

Good job bby, hope u recover quick! Lemme know if u need gentle tummy smoochies to speed things along ❤️

Damn apparently i need to post my weird feral critter yearnings more often

I just don't know how to describe how much i NEED to be treated like a pet in spite of being perfectly capable of like, intelligent conversation, like i just need someone to shush me and point at a pet bed expectantly, turn my brain off by refusing to engage with me like you would a person pleaaaase

Done by @riggedreded.bsky.social
Make sure to check how long you store your drones...and make sur to give them fresh coats of rubber every now and then, along with some matinence pheremones and hypnosis, they definitely earned it~

Is it weird to want to be so thoroughly not human that people look at you and just assume you can't talk and can barely think. I want strangers to rub my ears and coo at me and then be embarassed when I'm just like 'sup' in return

Its too crowded visually imo

New lucario looks weird and i don't like it, why it got sausage ears

I decided a long time ago that i shunned everything that had a bad fanbase or the creator had some tarnish on their name that I'd never get to enjoy anything and i really don't wanna live like that where you get to enjoy a thing for a microsecond before a human makes a mistake, its miserable

Hey who wants to smooch an eevee

If that funny animal movie sequel doesn't end with Ms. Hopps packed in somebody's diaper, it's useless to me.

ouuuu i wanna whisper into a permanently tf'd thing's ears the type of attention is finds the most arousing; whether telling it how embarrassing it is that it became this way, or how everyone else looks on it with jealousy, or just hammering in how long forever is

The only cool eevee you know, bitch

Turn your friends into objects just for convenience's sake

Leaving the deageatron 9000 on the floor where you can find it and 'accidentally' step on it

I was gone (mostly) from here for (almost) a year and suddenly bsky has no idea what content to serve me, its like "do u like sports? Photography? C...cats?" (No, no, yes)

Also someone needs to pee on me

Hi I'm something resembling life, sup

There's a handful of games that i think benefit from not offering an easier option but they are few and far between

Hey draw all the deltarune porn u want, fictional characters aren't real people and don't have ages, don't be dumb

What about your anti Dogust bias, hmm? Really glaring imo.

I suppose that's fair. ❤️