Squeaky Dissybun

Trance your brain so deep and hard it makes an M1 Garand noise

Just laying back on you while I sunbathe~ you'd be a good pooltoy bed for me wouldnt you?

Honestly, would love to be them

You know how Visa and Mastercard are everywhere, right? They've got a ton of power because we use their cards for pretty much everything. So here's the thing! They often charge us and/or small businesses fees, collect our info, and don't seem to be held accountable. It's time we, use our spending power to make them listen. Operation "disCARDed" I'm talking about something called the "disCARDed" It's a simple action, but it will hit them where it hurts. This is how it works: One Day a Month, No Cards!!! Starting August 1, 2025, and every 1st of the month until December 2025, we all agree to do one thing: don't use your Visa or Mastercard credit or debit cards. No plastic for that one day! Instead, we'll go old-school: Cash: Pull out some cash. Checks: If you still got them use 'em. Other options: Things like direct bank transfers, or hell even cryptocurrencies if you're into that. Why This Matters This monthly "disCARDed" does a few big things: It gets their attention. Even a small dip in transactions on one specific day, when thousands of us do it, will show up on their radar. They'll notice the lost money and data, and it'll set off alarms. It's possible for us. Giving up your card for just one day a month if done right isn't a huge deal. It's a small hassle for something so much better, an actual financial system down the road. Its so simple anyone can join in. It builds our strength. Every time we successfully pull off a "disCARDed" it shows us how much power we have when we work together. That'll encourage even more people to jump on board.

"I don't want to "Pay" with you any more"

I'm reducing & will eventually eliminate my use of Visa/MC/ETC. This is in response to their current policies regarding creative content. I will resume full usage only when they issue a statement and commit to reducing their policing of media.

ParodyArt

Bring them back

Hot, bigger is better~

Having that squeaky orb head of yours squished under some bullies boots, pressed into a locker and feeling the neckline superglued into place so there's no separation between the hood and you~

No escape, no going back, you'd make such a good nerdy permamoji slut~

Very smoochable and squishable dorkmoji. Love the hood~

“Erm… please stop hitting my head with a lead pipe!!1!

Turns out this is doing the rounds again~ maybe some curious browsers might want a closer look. Just lean in, peer up that tight rubbery neck. Dont worry about the oozing yellow rubber dripping from it, or the scent of superglue that's making your head feel foggy and nice~. Just a little further~

Oooh? Tell me more

@torrabrat.bsky.social You definately need a pair of these~

*Presses a paw under your pamps, squishing the front and the back about* hmmm~ no. I think you're both~ Soggy Auggy~

You can~ but it'd be nice to have like, major fashion showing off the cutest new latex bodysuits with matching backpacks and boots. And be able to afford multiple latex/rubber outfits x.x

If you could make one kink of yours a normalized part of society, would you? And if so which kink? (All underlying issues of such being in reality solved too of course)

Why would you?~ you get to squeak, play, huff and obey all you could want. Get all the best scritches, the shiniest suit polish~ and get to meet plenty of new friends to pounce and pin while my magic works it's way deeper and deeper into their minds~ just like it's doing to yours.

Oh~ because I'm a kinkmage~ you're gonna make a wonderful mana battery for me~ of course you'll be dizzy and giggly all the time because of it~ and I'll only be changing you once a day~ gotta save my prestidigitations after all~

Wonderful, I was looking for a new familiar~ *casts greater curse: permanent diapersuit*

All aussie food tends to have more flavor. Especially compared to the states I'm finding x.x

Why is all the food in Canada so bland? TnT

I feel like I should probably announce this here too. As of this morning, I've lost a game of MTG against @blushingbunbun.bsky.social and as a result, my loser contract is now permanent and I am now her permaloser bundrone.

Oh yeah? Watch me! One, Two, S̴̛̠̜̮̹̜͓͍͖̰̈́̈́̀̿̾̌͗̈̃͝͝ḳ̷̡͔̟̲̹̣͉͙̻̪̗̩̇̐̃͗̆̄̂̆́͑ͅͅi̷̲̍̂͊̚͘p̵̡̧͔̱͇̱̼͉̱̩̪͕̄̅́̽͆̑̉̎͜ ̴̢̨̢̛͚̤̘̻̱̪̑̎͝ä̶̝̭́́̎̐͂̔̆̂̚ ̷̧̞̲͓̙̣́̍̈̈́̋̋̐̍͌͘͠f̴̡͝ë̶̮͍̪̗͓͔̫́̂̋́̂̂̋̑͝͝w̷̟̙͈̼̦̟̩̙͈̗͓͂́̊̋̇͠ͅ. God!

Too easy

*says nothing, hands you a uno reverse card, and picks up the clippers as I get to work*

Good drone

You should add two weeks to your contract as punishment for being such a pathetic loser and making me read this. I bet you'll THROB the whole time you let that remaining length tick up~

Oh you look lovely my squeaky crinkly LOSER

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I'm happy to sign up some losers on contract if you want someone to help with the load hon~

Good LOSER. Watch that clock tick up

I just noticed the lights on your diaper~ hope they light up and loudly blare EVERY time you use your pamps~ so each time will draw everyone's attention to your humiliating state

Oh that is amazing~ hope to see you streaming in it sometime LOSER