Matthew Marcum

Broaden it. Don’t tell an LLM anything about yourself, your family, your life, or anything at all. I’m predicting less than a decade before there’s some sort of major leak and people’s “private” conversations are splattered online forever.

Casual Criminalist Rule #1…

“Don’t write down your crimes.”

Maybe they should add… “Don’t tell ChatGPT your crimes.”
#Allegedly

@everyfairydies.bsky.social @matthewmarcum.bsky.social @docdavidbaker.bsky.social @blinddave.bsky.social @emmafreylink.bsky.social

@klaatu82.bsky.social

I immediately thought of your puns

Oh, well so long as it’s scam-free sign me up…

Trump just stated he hung Andrew Jackson's painting in the Cabinet Room because he admires him as a president, and he hung James K. Polk's painting beside Jackson's because the frame was same size.

Then he said he stole Marco Rubio's clock from his office.

Beautiful. No notes.

>be me
>open Reddit
>see two articles discussing the supreme court’s decision on federal injunctions (AKA the big one)
>”wow, a lot less panicking than I was expecting.”
>scroll down
>see at least 20 posts foaming at the mouth over ID verifications for porn

Never change, Reddit.

I don’t envy the people who will someday attempt to write books about this period in American culture/politics. Everything is moving so quickly. Nobody can keep track. The nation is fracturing. Photoshopped memes of @jd-vance-1.bsky.social are being shown in congress. What a time to be alive.

VP Aaron Burr killed Alexander Hamilton during a duel. Gonna take a lot to beat that.

(PS, can you ask congress to legalize dueling again? PLZ)

"Our Plate Up crew carefully explaining why the restaurant was shuttered after the kitchen caught fire and there was nowhere to cut and plate the pizza because all the tables and counter space was taken up by dirty plates and god dammit, Rubio, you were on dishes!"

YouTube video by PowerfulJRE Joe Rogan Experience #2336 - Ken Burns

The man, the myth, the legend: youtu.be/FmlhA3dpxnc?...

Something I’ve learned: when you’re in the mood for a genuinely entertaining read that doesn’t feel preachy, scan the shelf for the cheesiest cover you can find, novella length, written in the 60s, 70s, or 80s…

So, so many gems. I’ve yet to find a dud…

The amount of political capital that Israel has exhausted around the world since October 7th is insane…

I mean, sure. Why not?

Pope Leo XIV lays out his vision and identifies AI as a main challenge for humanity Pope Leo XIV has laid out the vision of his papacy and has identified artificial intelligence as one of the most critical matters facing humanity.

Dang, I didn’t expect to convert to Catholicism, but Ameri-Pope is making a strong case by prioritizing this conversation…

apnews.com/article/pope...

"I will go to Costco on a weekend for Pakistan!"

"WOOOOOOW! He's going to be a soldier in a big battle for Pakistan! That's greaaaat!"

I've come to the conclusion that far away construction noises involving large steel cables sound unnervingly like angry whispers outside your bedroom window at 2am...

I don't think l've been that chilled since I was a kid...

YouTube video by Matthew Marcum "Taylor Schabusiness tackled after she lunges at attorney..." — The Stuff You Didn't Read

Well, Taylor Schabusiness has attacked yet another attorney while appearing in court for attacking a prison nurse…

youtu.be/1FtuhFcC1Wk?...

YouTube video by Matthew Marcum "Global Crackdown on KidFlix" — The Stuff You Didn't Read

I’m trying out something new today… give it a listen and tell me what you think :)

youtu.be/uDnzF0pq-VE?...

For me the biggest takeaway from this whole Signal group chat thing is that JD, Pete Hegseth, and the rest all seem to legitimately believe that the EU has been taking financial advantage of the US. It’s not just posturing…

Hmm. I do believe you, but I’m just going to pretend it’s because the tater tots I’ve been eating my whole life were made of meat.

I just saw “vegetarian tater tots” on a menu, so needless to say I have a lot of questions…

Sometimes I keep my girlfriend updated on the stock market... But I do it in fun little ways:

When a Brain Blaze editor says the DtU vid he’s working on “might surpass the most unhinged crap I’ve done on Blazes”, you know it’s going to be…something.
Just a heads up for the second ever Katy X Julian collab 😁

Thank God because I told Simon I wanted to cover that one months ago…

YouTube video by The Casual Criminalist The Story of Casey Anthony: A Pathological Liar’s Guide to Destroying the Lives of Those Around You

I’ll just leave this here for no particular reason:

youtu.be/rfbzvom7dcY?...

Trump is playing some of the most impressive, biggly-brained 4D Chess I’ve ever seen!

—so impressive, in fact, I can’t even keep up with him!

To the layman, it looks like incompetence, but that’s just all part of the plan. Many people are saying this. Many brilliant people.

WWIII averted!!!

I’ve spent the better part of a decade receiving periodic spam messages for someone named “Bob,” and it’s only now, in 2025, that I realize it’s because I used to put “Bob Saget” as my name for everything online as a teenager lol