sminmorph

sminmorph

@sminmorph.bsky.social

Minneapolis -----> Saint Paul formerly: hey bear currently: doing someone elses dishes

332 Followers 484 Following 862 Posts Joined Jul 2023
6 hours ago

This is absolutely bonkers and infuriating.

Must-read reporting by ProPublica.

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17 hours ago

Jesus this is insightful banger after banger.

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PackFlix x We Hate Movies Tickets | American Werewolf Screening Learn how to get free tickets to PackFlix x We Hate Movies, a special screening of An American Werewolf in London inside the Timberwolves office theater on March 19.

Hey y'all, more tickets opened up for the screening of An American Werewolf in London that we're presenting with the Minnesota Timberwolves org on Thursday, March 19. If you're in the Minneapolis area, come hang out with us and watch a great film--FREE! Just sign up here: www.nba.com/timberwolves...

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(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

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Drone sightings drove surveillance fears as ICE surged in Minnesota Some Minneapolis residents who took to the streets to document U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids believe federal authorities used drones to record and intimidate them. Despite laws govern...

A Minneapolis woman who opposed ICE woke up to a drone outside her second floor bedroom window. A man delivering groceries to a suburban distro house for mutual aid recorded a drone hovering above the house. Whose drones and why? (1) www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

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i had... forgotten about the problems clown

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2 days ago

my kingdom for a transparent jpeg of the bball monster

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3 days ago

Fuck Jacob Frey

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3 days ago
Minnesota’s uninsured rate rises sharply according to latest data - MN Dept. of Health News ReleaseMarch 10, 2026

116,000 more Minnesotans without health insurance in 2025 compared to 2023. That's before massive nationwide Medicaid cuts go into effect in January 2027. A lot of people are going to die for lack of access to health care.
www.health.state.mn.us/news/pressre...

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4 days ago

I guess the hope is i don't have to, that would be so tight

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4 days ago

Found some insanely cheap dogshit hone automation outlets at Menards for 7 bucks.

Going to do the stupidest shit possible and spend hours of my time seeing if I can flash different firmware to it to try and set up my own hosted home automation server

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5 days ago

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

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5 days ago

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

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6 days ago
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Federal agents lied about why they shot a Venezuelan man in Minneapolis. Their story quickly fell apart. The attack marked the only time that federal authorities admitted wrongdoing during Operation Metro Surge.

Everyone who responded that night knew the story wasn’t right and we were met with only escalation and repeated chemical irritants. www.startribune.com/federal-agen...

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1 week ago
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

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1 week ago

the freak in me is looking up high end german made hot glue guns

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Angie Craig: I regret my vote on the Laken Riley Act That regret has "only strengthened my resolve to stand up to the Trump administration’s cruel immigration policies, call out my spineless Republican colleagues and impeach Homeland Security Secretary ...

it’s way too late for angie craig to FINALLY admit she regrets voting for the laken riley act. being unable to recognize it as harmful at the time & only changing her mind after the terror her vote helped bring to minnesota isn’t good enough. the damage was done

www.startribune.com/ice-agent-su...

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She’d Never Changed Her Gender Marker. Kansas Invalidated Her License Anyway. — Assigned A trans Kansas resident recently changed her name but not her gender marker on her license, fearing what Kansas may do if she did. The Kansas DMV still flagged her ID.

This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

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1 week ago

I think this is a pretty natural place to land with Lynch, I don't always get it all of the time and thats okay

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1 week ago

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

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1 week ago

Recrystallizing my gigantic kosher salt grains into much flakier salt and also stripping my poorly seasoned cast iron pot with lye

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1 week ago

Loved reading this, I have a lot of the same feelings regarding Tarkov

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A high of 64°?!

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1 week ago

This is not a corsi- rosenthal box, this is a box fan with a filter taped to it.

I thought i bought a 20x20x1 4 pack but it quite literally was a 20x20x4 (x1) and I was too excited to find a deal on a 4-pack.

This'll have to do for now!

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I'd been wanting to make one of those corsi-rosenthal boxes for a while now that every summer has a week to month of extremely high smoke but also for just getting some of the dust mites I'm allergic to sucked up

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1 week ago

Stop trying to make the Minneapolis city pennant work in the same way the saint paul one does lol

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1 week ago

The Minneapolis city logo looks 5096 times better than the pennant does and the color scheme sucks, just my two cents

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Fuck N118SP forever

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2 weeks ago

What if... the President were to purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking?

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