Jake

and they’ll still vote for him

I don’t understand why Girl Scout cookies have this little opening in top flap. What is it for?

Someone tell Donald that we will rename the Supreme Court building after him if he replaces Alito with Jack Smith. Make him think it’s a different Jack Smith.

You guys, I think we’re going to win the Senate

The Wisconsin state motto is just a hiccup followed by a belch.

It’s called Good Friday because the Dow hit 1000 for the first time the day Jesus was executed.

Has someone checked on the Tea Party?

Absolute evil

I really think we should figure out if consciousness is a material illusion or objective reality first before AI finds out for us.

What if we kissed at the Chick-fil-A Daddy Daughter Valentine’s Day Date Night?

How embarrassing for Boston

The county sheriff’s department took over policing #SavedYouAClick

I like how Bluesky is the only social media not owned by a billionaire. I wish it were more popular.

I was about to send this to you

Hey ICE. I’m illegally here from Switzerland. Please don’t deport me.
👉👈🥺

Teen Vogue rising

The DOJ wants to hide the identity of a someone who ordered a “sexy” 9-year-old.

FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking someone's...

Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking someone's device. At least for now.

Am I just old and losing my grip on technology, or is Bluetooth still awful? Why has it not improved in 25 years?

Exclusive | Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.

A U.S. intelligence official has alleged wrongdoing by Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard in a whistleblower complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress

Can someone do a MST3K of Melania?

Respectfully, you will be turning 80 during the next Congress. You’ve been in office for 30 years. It’s time to retire.

Meow Serving

He was unarmed.
They shot him in the back.
Ten times.

They are all lying murderers.

Execution Style #AlexPretti

wild

It’s time for the Left to embrace the Second Amendment. #2A

Very cool!

it’s giving focus group

It’s giving focus group