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Neil Danton

@theinternetwizard.bsky.social

Iโ€™m not really a wizard but I would like a wizardโ€™s hat. Any similarity between my profile pic and me IRL is just your imagination | Cyber Security | F1 #LH44 #LH8MV3 #ABMV | ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ | Cork, Ireland | May frequently be a potty mouth

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Oof, bullseye ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿคฃ

24.09.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You clean the floor of your forest and you won't have any forest fires". Wow, it was that easy all along yet nobody else figured it out until now. What a complete and utter cretin this disgusting orange slug is. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

18.06.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A very close runner up as best sign from the #nokings protests ๐Ÿคฃ Credit: @fpwellman.bsky.social

16.06.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PM Meloniโ€™s eyes say all you need to know. The orange turd said something ๐Ÿคฃ

16.06.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The absolute best sign from the #nokings protests and the best poem Iโ€™ve seen in a long time ๐Ÿคฃ FU cosplaying Instagram Influenza KKKristi Gnome

16.06.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK, grandpa. Close your dressing gown and sit here in your chair. I have soup for you to suck off the spoon

16.06.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Honestly I still canโ€™t stop laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ

15.06.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38091    ๐Ÿ” 12291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2069    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1885
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...

16.06.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15280    ๐Ÿ” 2562    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 996    ๐Ÿ“Œ 281
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Maybe itโ€™s for 5000 Magat ArseHoles?

16.06.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DuckDuckGo. Blocks ads too. Also available as a browser not just search engine. Only had to resort to G search twice in the last few years to find something really technical (and that was before G became a steaming pile of sh1te)

16.06.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meh. I donโ€™t get out of bed for less then 100 ๐Ÿคฃ

10.06.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who can walk up airplane steps without tripping ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

09.06.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck me, this gobshite has the nuclear codes

05.06.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t like popcorn but Iโ€™m getting some now ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

05.06.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come get me Bondi-Bleached-Blonde Bribable Bimbo #Taco #Taco #Taco #OrangeTurd

04.06.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In that caseโ€ฆ

04.06.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

03.06.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and the โ€œarse handed to you in a slingโ€ award of the day goes toโ€ฆ Russia! #SlavaUkraini ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

01.06.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More ensh-AI-tification of the web that nobody wants or needs

22.05.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes

22.05.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMFG that fucking idiot is completely deranged

21.05.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Techbros gonna Techbro

p.s. Fuck all the complete and utter AI bullshit

13.05.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Man who had a student kidnapped and trafficked because she wrote something he didn't like yuks it up with man who had a journalist dismembered with a hacksaw because he wrote things the man didn't like.

13.05.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6561    ๐Ÿ” 2717    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 305    ๐Ÿ“Œ 145

govdelivery .com has no Dmarc record (not sure if that's the domain sending spam) so "anyone" can impersonate that domain

13.05.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fixed it.

12.05.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4369    ๐Ÿ” 953    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

12.05.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reason we are the โ€œsuperiorโ€ species on this planet is because we learn from our mistakes. Allegedly ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

11.05.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems quite apt

11.05.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt

11.05.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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