james holod kennedy

this bad boy and it only had a tape deck so i went to goodwill and bought a big box of random cassettes for $5 and then the Dreamgirls original broadway cast album got stuck in the player so for the rest of its life the listening options were either Dreamgirls or the radio

my dream car fr fr

e x a c t l y

idc idc stepping outside the theater into freshly falling snow in the west village is about as fuckin cute as it gets!!!!!!!!

so close! that is a shape 💕

PT are you taking orders

had so many martinis at the office holiday party and now i’m tryin to SMOOCH

i always knew it would be my own sister to put the petty in petty cash

you won’t after you find out what she did to me!!!!!!

i have BEEF with Miss Della Hoya of Petty Cash 😤😤😤😤😤 tramp

fade in on a girl, Gil

all i’m saying is i did a smashing job with the gifts for my office secret santa and if whoever has me flops i’m gonna be so mad

we WILL dance the hoochie coochie and you WILL be my tootsie wooteie 😤😤😤😤

wow you’re BOTH reprimanding me and all i’m trying to do is help wtf

well sometimes there are bridges you crossed you didn’t know you crossed until you crossed

if you hated the experience then it loses its treat status!

then they weren’t treats, Chad

i’ve given this a lot of thought!!!!!

thank you for seeing the vision, i knew i could trust you

someone should give me money to write a musical adaptation of Desk Set as a vehicle for Carmen Cusack 😤😤

hi David unrelated but i hope i get to see you soon

drinking wine and decorating my christmas tree and watching Desk Set (1957)

i can promise you one thing, sisters

Laura Osnes performing at the Kennedy Center Honors has me gigglingggggg Michael Crawford you got the flop tribute you deserve

It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.

do you want me to get a good night’s sleep or not wtf

this isn’t reassuring

this is stressing me out Chad

Brandon good evening

i wanna play airplane