Max Carnage

A photo of a sign, white text on red background: JESUS... WHO IS HE? WHY DID HE COME?

When I arrive at the party

Me, too. And it encapsulates how misogynist our culture is that it will change nothing and everyone will let him get away with this like they let him get away with everything.

Such tawdry and tacky nonsense.

Hopefully this is part of the bigger picture that he’s losing momentum, haemorrhaging support, and weakening. We may yet see him behind bars where he belongs. Or at least humiliated and defeated.

That’s sad to hear. I’m in Birmingham at the weekend, but I probably won’t be out and about in the evening. Hopefully it’ll be decent in the daytime?

A picture of a swaggering cat

Danny DeVito is 81
Here he is interviewing Arnie, who proceeds to have a massive existential crisis at the end.
It probably took place on a Monday tbf
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I enjoy cooking risotto. I thought I was a genius a few years ago, for inventing risotto pie (line a pie dish with puff pastry, fill with risotto, enclose with a pasty lid, bake). It was for carb loading before a half marathon in Edinburgh. Then I saw their macaroni cheese pies. Killer prior art.

A super vibrant rainbow behind a crow in flight

An uncropped version of the same picture where you can hardly see the rainbow

Got a couple dozen crows flying in front of a rainbow, best one was when it was faint, so really had to edit. Not sure if I missed the mark.

Edited / original 🪶

Oh! It’s got a cuck skylight!

B) sex people. Now, to read the original post.

Why are the so many posts/jokes/memes at the moment about Donald Trump giving Bill Clinton a blow job?

Great conversation as always. I also very much enjoyed Marie’s curt rejoinder to Benjamin Disraeli.

You could literally do a horror anthology based on the different ways this can go wrong.

AI dead mom escapes into your TV, and your digital fridge, and your pacemaker.

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao

Steve Bannon is number one

Sign at the White House says "The Presidential Walk of Fame." The "T" and "h" in the first letter are slightly off in spacing when compared to the "h" and "e."

crazy how much this bugs me now that someone pointed it out. if i worked at the white house, i would find this ugly, but not as annoying as i do now. ignorance is really bliss bc they more you learn, the more you just walk around thinking "collar gap" and "kerning is off."

It’s war.

niche but delicious nightmare scenario just dropped

That’s a deep cut.

Why are American cars so big and ugly and stupid?

Be clear, the American far right are coming for British democracy.

hard SF vs soft SF is a false dichotomy, it's really mathpervert or alienfucker

Something on which for @realmsunknown.bsky.social to opine?

Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.

So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).

AND THEN THE FOXES

THE FOXES

(breathe)

ATE

MY

FUCKEN

PANTS

Trend setter.

I was doing this from the age of 14, before it was cool.

Meme of astronaut pointing gun at another astronaut

This meme implies astronauts are constantly shooting each other in space to cover up a horrific secret. In fact that has only happened 4 times in NASA’s entire history

As I was saying about elite radicalisation…