🏔️ Chosung Tarkal 🏔️

"I don't know if you can really catch me," Chosung drew his saber, flipped it around, dropped it, then picked it up again with confidence only a loser like Chosung could have.

"I told you, I'm worthless prey, I don't even go here."

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!" Chosung debated doing a cheeky little Force choke too, but there was a part of him that still did follow the Jedi Code and he was not going to be pointlessly cruel.

"Now if you want to fight me, do it without the cheap shots."

"NO WAY!!!" Chosung screamed and suddenly got very serious and focused for a moment. He used the Force to pull the Hirogen's arm lose and roll forward before using Force slam to yank him face first towards the ground. "Stoopa bantha poodoo, don't mess with me."

"NO WAY!!!" Chosung yelped when his flat ass was slapped and attempted to smack the Hirogen's back but the armour was hard and his hands were soft. "What... where the fuck are you taking me? Come on, fight me like a man!! Ya pointy bantha poodoo!" And he did not stay still.

"Wha..... H-Hey!!! HEY!!!!" Chosung opened his eyes with no pupils and realised someone was JEDI-NAPPING HIM?!! "DUDE!!!" He shouted as he began to wiggle about.

Chosung made weird groaning noises as he was carried. not fully awake but also slowly coming back to his senses.

Poor Chosung. He was easily tossed around. He was pretty beefy for his size but he was still just an Arkanian man.

Somehow, Chosung did not see that coming and was easily knocked to the ground and unconscious 💀

❛yeah ⸻ regular folk don't understand. sometimes in war, it's 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 to be the one that survives.❜

an independent portrayal of commander cody ( formerly known as 𝑪𝑪-𝟐𝟐𝟐𝟒 ) from the 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑺 verse.

⸻ 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 !

"Take a space uber. There's a dude who's half Klingon half Zabrak who shuttles between universes."

"Because I know I'm a loser."

"Bro, you don't wanna hunt me. I can chop you in half. Like.. oh and crush you. Some Jedi are all about morals but no, I am not shy about Force choking or Force crushing a dude."

"Oh no, I'm Arkanian. Genetically modified Arkanian. I'm part of the Twin Republics or whatever though. I got the space wizard powers also, hence the funny laser sword. It's because my blood has weird parasites, I do have worms. Not good prey JUST FOR THE RECORD"

"Yea, they're from parallel universes. Well, I'm not from any parallel, my world doesn't even use the same year and date system. And we have space magic which only one dude in this universe has i think. The vorta who's like.. romulan also. Like me. I'm a Romulan citizen but i'm not romulan."

"I'm a professional," He deactivated his saber and hooked it back onto his belt. "And i'm not from this universe. I'm from a place that's hunting ME which is crazy."

"It's like.. this," Unhooks his lightsaber and activates it, a very pretty shade of cyan. "Listen... it's a relaxing noise," He swung it around so it made the noise he was making earlier. "It is just like.. plasma or whatever, a cool weapon. For space wizards tho. Normal ppl can't use it."

"Hunting......" Chosung grimaced. "I hope you're not hunting a person with space magic powers that carries a funny laser sword that goes wohmwohmwohm."

// wet dog

Chosung nodded. "Yeah, crunchy and good, right? Also what sport do you play? Don't tell me you're into that American football? I was watching a match at Quark's, i haven't heard so many oof noises in anything outside of adult videos in my life."

"Caramel popcorn. It's like... so there's a plant called corn. You heat it up, and the kernals pop. Then you put like a sugary sauce on it and it hardens so it's crunchy." He popped a piece in his mouth and showed how it crunched, especialy with him having sharp teeth.

"You want some?" He looked up, surprised this dude was so tall. What the fuck do they put in the water in this universe, he thought. Anyway, unintimidated he offered the bucket of popcorn to the random guy.

looking at him with his eyeless stare,munching a very large bucket of caramel popcorn.

I will ask again, you have a garage?! where?!

you're selling the whole garage? I didn't even know you had a garage? An .. airlock or hangar? right?

ohhh what does he do?

I'd love to

who are they?

ooooo, are there anymore franks?

That would be funny. Is Frank related to Franklin? Or is it just ... the steven verse situation? Like how not all stevens know each other , technically

Oh that's right, he's part of the budding Frank-verse. We have Frank and Franklin. It would be funny if every Steven dated a Frank... So you could be like "There goes my favourite couple, Frank and Steve" but I could be talking about 5 different couples