What are we fucking doing here dude why did I pay $30 for this goddamn book
Imagine Sauron telling Gandalf he’s going to be pile of useless goo. The word goo.
I didn’t make the rules but I’m pretty sure your ancient, powerful evil antagonist is not supposed to say the phrase “shivering pile of useless goo” as a threat to his mortal enemy
The venn diagram of readers who love Haunting Adeline and readers who love The Book of Azrael is a circle, and that circle is the eighth circle of hell
Gotta show grandpa who’s boss now
Just talking to talk
I don’t even know what to say to that lol but go off babe
“The black jeans and red criss-cross tank I wore still looked as clean as when I’d put them on—a perk of Kaden’s blood. The magic we used to change only altered our outer appearance. It meant we didn’t have to deal with nudity when we changed back. I needed all my clothes, please and thank you.”
The microscopic spittle from coughing on these last 47 pages as I recover from a post nasal drip is more than the world-building I’ve read thus far
This is the kind of book that makes me feel so goddamn superior as a writer, so there’s that.
I will read this not the worst but also not good book to you until you fall asleep, miss sickypoo
Okay bless your heart
Don’t get attached to him, they are friendzoned—not in the fun sexy way but in the Peter Pettigrew is to Narcissa Malfoy way
I’d give a shrug and a pass if a few typos were the only errors in an otherwise solid novel, but unfortunately, everything else AND typos just feels sloppy
“Securing Peter took a longer than I thought”
Like why are we pedantically describing wyvern when you have established that it is a recognizable creature
This is on p9 btw. The first page of ch2.
I know I’m in the minority here, but the spring time change fucking suuuuuuucks
I’m not saying it’s every self-pub, but the last three I’ve read have all all suffered from the same afflictions.
Yeah, that makes sense
This book was originally self-published before it went viral on booktok, wasn’t it? 😔😔😔
But the idea is there!!! There does seem to be a plot and the magic doesn’t suck!! The pacing is pretty good so far!
Like I bet this would hit so hard if I was 17
The writing in this is so weird.
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Love when our protagonists are hot.
She is called The Book of Azrael!
A map I’m now obligated to flip back to every time a place is mentioned I hate this Sisyphean curse
Oh shit there’s art
