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dipper pines vs the lesbians, who will win? #yellowjackets

excerpt from Interesting Facts About Space by Emily Austin I have worked on myself since being a kid. I now carry myself, for the most part, like I am socially apt and confident. I am, in many ways, socially apt and confident. I started mimicking the behavior of confident people when I was a teenager, and I have worn that mask so long now that my face is melding with it. The last sentence is highlighted in green.

ouch

oh this is the bad place

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

on the plus side, cutesy euphemisms like "unalive" and "grape" and "corn" may stop spilling over to other platforms...

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?

A Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams Jr is so emblematic of why right wing country is always such baby shit. An anthem about how rugged country guys are that is ultimately about being scared of cities

sabrina in a light blue bodysuit from her first act of the short n sweet tour. she is posing in front of a sparkly towel. her bodysuit has kiss marks above her left thigh and going up her right side all over her breast.

jane wickline’s snl video plays in Sabrina’s mind every time she asks her stylist to add more kiss marks all over her body and outfits… no one is getting it lmfao

Word of the day is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a dislike of company and the desire to be left alone.

I know this might be shocking to some but women can be the protagonist in your video games and they don't need to meet your requirements for beauty

Last time I checked the only requirement for a game is being fun

Samus is giving yall side eye

I like big butts. But I can lie about it. Where are the songs about people like us?

“The best camera is the one you have with you”

I tried a red hot chili pepper once, and I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day!

I made some frankly preposterously good looking spaghetti for the kids. Fresh parm, homemade meatballs, fresh chopped basil. Restaurant looking stuff.

My 6 year old: Dad can I say heck?
Me: sure buddy:
My 6 year old: This spaghetti looks good as fuck.

Two hundred and sixty-two words is not a manifesto! It’s barely a blog post! We used to live in a society!

Can we talk people out of donating to Salvation Army entirely, please!

They force their charity recipients to attend religious conversion sessions as part of receiving assistance.

AND they're wildly transphobic and homophobic!

Fund better charities!

Remember: they NEVER pay out. There is literally zero reason to cooperate with cops.

System of a Down announce Summer 2025 Stadium shows System of a Down announce Summer 2025 Stadium shows with Deftones, Avenged Sevenfold, and KoRn on select dates. Support from Polyphia and Wisp.

System of a Down announce Summer 2025 Stadium shows w/ Deftones, Avenged Sevenfold, & KoRn:

#SystemOfADown #SOADLive #StadiumShows #Deftones #AvengedSevenfold #KoRn

metalinsider.net/touring/syst...

Capitalism has many evil faces but one of the worst ones must be taking advantage of people's illness and suffering for profit.
I believe people's right to health care and dignified existence should be on the very basis of civilization. But what we call civilization is actually quite barbarian

please im begging

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I didnt get one either so I dont think so, but damnnnn .005 goes crazy

anyways i love glass animals thank you

im in the top 0.1% of listeners for a song that came out this year with over 2,000 minutes of listening to it and I... dont know if I should be embarrassed or impressed

Ban pharmaceutical ads!