Showing Trump as effectively a greater disaster than COVID and 9/11.
Watching this on repeat how is your day going?
Rep. Thomas Massie introduced a bill to get rid of the Department of Education.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Nobody wants their 14-year-old working full-time on a farm. These rules are made to exploit immigrant and refugee minors. It's as disgusting as it gets.
When they killed Marie Antoinette, it was a Clear cut example of how a guillotine can behead someone.
When they killed Louis XVI, that was a clear cut example of how poor positioning wouldn’t give you a clear cut.
It’s only a Neanderthal If it’s from the Neander Valley, otherwise it’s just sparkling Homo sapiens
I like the Avengers without Steve Rogers. No Cap.
It makes sense that Batman’s so salty. Have you heard his theme song?
Me: if only there were little cans of paint that I could use to test at home before committing
Lowe’s Employee: hold my Behr.
Me: oh, perfect!
I went for Chinese food yesterday, and a guy walked by me talking super fast, “oh my
God, you’re amazing and smart and clever and handsome and decent and kind, so I know you’ll like this set of speakers, no? Ok, we’ll have a good day and god bless America.”
That’s the last time I eat Pander Express
Absyrtus played his parts well, in a members-only wake.
Someone got a Trojan Horse virus.
I always felt that Monet’s work lacked focus.
The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking technology.
Whereas the innovation of a pole and a toothed crossbar was a ground-raking technology.
Iam primum omnium satis constat Troia capta.
