Aster is in 🇸🇪

Levi has spent our entire relationship talking up Burger King in Sweden, and then they gave me the wrong order. 💀

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Reminder that Disney Animators routinely drew porn of whatever they were working on.
Purity tests are for politicians

where’s da meatballs

HELLO SWEDEN

Oh lort

I attempted two and lost them both. Scientists cannot explain why the checkered deck is so gas on my PC and complete ass on mobile.

It’s 10:25 local time and 4:25 in my home timezone. White Monster please save me.

Landed safely!

ON THE PLANE. COPENHAGEN HERE I COME.

Place your bets on how many Balatro runs I attempt and win on this flight

Every fucking time I step into an airport the entirety of the movie Airplane plays in my head like a Vietnam war flashback

When I’m playing Balatro and my entire economy is temperance cards

If you’re my friend, and I catch you talking bad about babyfurs, we aren’t friends anymore

“It’s because you’re fat” ACTUALLY it’s because I’ve been losing weight and had to keep pulling it tighter and tighter.

Guess whose belt snapped while they were at work

Me

And also about 300 Danish Funny Money so I can buy a snack at the Copenhagen airport.

Not to brag, but I’m now the proud owner of 1,000 Swedish Funny Money

Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩

Theme Doodle for Clawy! ❤️

Day 23 of #FebROOary2026!

Gamer roos being gamers 🕹️🔥

Picture for @asterbun.bsky.social

Very excited to play T8 with you when he drops!

Aster Roo is a Bryan main. Ga-roo is a Steve main.

There will be some 🦘🐾 art tomorrow

I showed up to work, realized I had a busted headlight, tried to leave to fix it, they held me and complained about it, and then I told them that I was leaving. :)

:/

Bad news: I now have more playtime in BF6 than I do in Tekken 8

Valentine's day is everyday with these two