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David Green

@paonco.bsky.social

Be cool, hold a door, and let someone merge. Typo-ridden, ill-conceived, hardly profound, thoughts. Occasionally, I make a good point. Comms Pro, Army Vet, Faceless Bureaucrat. Standard Gov disclaimers.

113 Followers  |  197 Following  |  286 Posts  |  Joined: 15.08.2023  |  2.0684

Latest posts by paonco.bsky.social on Bluesky

He looks like he's pitching MSU to upset UofM with 2 points on the vig. 🀣

30.01.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But aimed at 2A types...and also using some abandoned Walmarts...and tunnels...and Obama, of course.

Now, TBF, there's still a wing of the tin-foil hat club that claims Jade Helm was a dry run while also getting people to lower their guard for what's happening now...like boiling a frog.

18.01.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha...I lived through that fiasco. Just so dumb.

18.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even when I was in, I didn't really care. Like I told my SGM once, "West point and Annapolis are schools. I didn't go to either one. It's like cheering for Stanford because I work in Tech and my boss went there."

18.01.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tweaked my back earlier today so I took something to relax the muscles. Somehow I'm now rewatching the Twilight saga. πŸ₯΄

18.01.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People speak sometimes about the bestial cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts. No animal could ever be so cruel as a manβ€”so artfully, so artistically cruel. - Dostoevsky

13.09.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damnit, Ian!

03.08.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you hate freedom?

24.07.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeeeaahhh BUT...not everyone put that amount of stank on it.

20.05.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they're finally activating the vaccine nano-bots? About time!

10.04.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.03.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

consider casting your net a bit wider and look local. There's potentially a home for you there.

If you have questions shoot me a note. Always happy to share what I know or answer any questions.

26.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

local jurisdictions rely on Federal funds as well - but if you're a veteran you're probably used to that already. πŸ˜‰

So, while there isn't anything I can do to take the sting out of what's happening, if your heart is still centered around serving your country,

26.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

may be in different locations. Your experience will vary as each location has its own "flavor" in terms of forms of government, workplace environment, benefits, and pay. You will often be expected to do much more with much less than you might be used to - and that could get worse as many...

26.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

decided to pursue work at the municipal level when I retired from Army and it has been an incredibly rewarding and impactful decade - both personally and professionally.

There are certainly things to consider. Not every job converts easily over to the local level. Opportunities...

26.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is nothing I can say that will ease the pain, anger, frustration, and fear. What I can do is offer you this...

There are still opportunities at the states, counties, and cities around the country and frankly, we could use your skills. I forewent the military-to-federal pipeline and...

26.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It breaks my heart to see so many people in the Federal government I know - personally - losing jobs and having their lives upended. I know public service is a calling, one that I share, and what you're going through now is truly horrible.

26.02.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Um, Skynet...he's describing Skynet. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

07.02.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For those of you that are so inclined here's the flyer that allows for a quick QR scan...and yes, that is GR's own Shelley Irwin as our MC!

03.02.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Unfiltered’ aims to create connection with real stories β€˜Unfiltered: Real Stories. No Judgment.” is a storytelling event sharing authentic tales of transformation, fostering connection, vulnerability, and community.

It started off as a causal welcome shortly after I started in Grand Rapids, grew into friendship, developed into a weekly ad-hoc get together, and is now an incubator for a full-blown project. would love it if you'd join us for the inaugural "Unfiltered: Real Stories. No Judgment.”

03.02.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From a strictly comedic standpoint, a heavier monkey trying to clamber up the rigging might be slightly funnier. Just sayin' 😜

29.01.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.01.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I take it from your continued posting updates, you've been made the ship's Public Affairs Chief? 🀣

25.01.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Carlos Arredondo - Wikipedia

Been thinking about Carlos a lot lately. An illegal/undocumented - select your shibboleth - immigrant who gave more to this country than many born here, made headlines repeatedly, and ran towards the danger - as a civilian - during the Boston Bombings. Yeah, been thinking about Carlos a lot.

25.01.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going topless to work tomorrow with a doctor's note that says I'm too sexy for my shirt. They'll basically have to accept it, right?

24.01.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.01.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a good line, but it's pretty detached from how it all went down. Democrats in both the House and Senate widely voted for the ban, and a Democratic President signed it. I'm not sure how much attention folks were paying last spring, though, so I guess it could work.

13.01.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not really a TikTok guy...but while I do think this whole exercise is horrible, there is one big problem with this strategy...the Democrats were pretty complicit in how we got here.

13.01.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been trying to tell folks for over a month that the focus on many of his nominee's moral failings is an intentional strategy to distract from their utter lack of qualifications and extreme ideological positions. A playbook perfected over the years with elected officials and judges.

13.01.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Maine Coon kitten, white with gray stripes.

Maine Coon kitten, white with gray stripes.

Wife found out she's not actually allergic to cats so this thing is in my lap now. 🀷 She's a Maine Coon, 6 mth old, don't have a name yet, and, yes, she's adorable/cuddly/etc.

Please refer all questions to the people actually running this establishment, ok. I just work here.

12.01.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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