t. kendal mintcake

[george bush rolls up on you in his wheelchair and grabs a chunk of your ass and grins] i’m thomas pinchin’

WINNERS

TOASTERS ASTROLOGY

My dumb son got his k&d sessions 6lp box set taken away in sunday school for talking about bug powder dust and mugwump jism

whole record stuffed with bangers

autechre will perform in darkness. For their set all lights in the venue will be off. Please plan on being in one place for the performance and do not move unnecessarily until it has finished when the lighte will come back on again. Please do not shine any lights at the stage or around the room during the performance unless you require assistance In case of emergency lights will come on and staff will be there to assist you to leave the venue. If you need to leave for any reason during the show please use your mobile phone to light your way. If you are in need of assistance please turn on your phone's light and wave above your head. Security will come to you and help. If you are uncomfortable with the idea of spending around 80 minutes in the dark while Autechre play, please see venue staff before the performance starts. Venue security will be in place for your safety and monitoring the audience as at any normal show. Absolutely no recording or flash photography please Than you

nothing wrong with any of those

saw this and was like “aw hey c’mon” then realized i was thinking of fly on the wall lolllll

jary mane’s dast lance

mull foon mever

pom tetty

bluesky's c-suite has been given a golden opportunity to be Twitter But Good but are still publicly clinging onto the idea that it's going to be a libertarian decentralized protocol instead of a website, except they don't actually want us to do our own moderation when it hurts their feefees.

when you make changes to your sandwich order after you put the order in

call that *neil peart voice* subrevisions

hey why don’t you pick her up and walk into the sea together

also i wish i had a fraction of alex’s comic timing. jeez dude!

has anything ever felt as good as nailing “force ten” for the first time with raul the drummer yelling “yes dude!” at me from behind the kit? maybe. but also maybe not

standing in a garage and trying to tackle a rush song, looking at your hands and thinking “jesus why can’t you do this, these songs are so hard” feels like a generational musician experience, like thank you for saying it out loud! i knew that shit was hard lol

lot of stuff in the rush announcement got me emotional but my favorite thing may have been both of them going “these songs are so hard” more than once

i will not be checking the hoffman boards about this but i am available to be told it’s going better than expected over there

lot of positive comments and love on her yt videos so far, she’s fantastic, i hope that shit gets noscoped immediately if and when it hits the Old Dipshits community at large

phish please cover “the commercial album” for nye thank you

tick tock diner heads rise up

didn’t realize you were there holy wow

[glancing over at several steinbergers] i like the music of “rush”

i’m muting “bari weiss.” she didn’t write red barchetta and i only want to hear about people who did today. and from now on. forever

bye asshole

she’s soooooooooo good this is going to be something i am shooketh

rrrrrrrushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whaaaaattttttt

rush

blue dog ass nonsense. feels bad man