bob barker 🍸

At this rate we will have a dozen by Wednesday

I’m gonna keep taking potshots at you because you’re dumb

Who had 9/11 happen to them, Sweden or America

Iran is still paying for their 1950s sin of asking British Petroleum to pay fair market value for their oil.

Brits call the US…

CIA’s Operation Ajax overthrows the democratically elected parliament in Tehran and installs the Shah, one of the more brutal 20th century dictators.

75 years of this.

Did some Turkish dude fuck your girlfriend

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Sorry I did creep safari everyone, that guy just sucked

Leave the Reddit atheism at home champ

Hitler particles out the wazoo

Look at this lil fascist

Oh no not my permanent record

Least bloodthirsty lib. This is about the school the US bombed

Hamberders

They took “nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen” to heart

Dear America, in Ireland people use the name Patty almost exclusively referring to Charlie Brown's friend and *never* referring to any of our patron saints. If Irish people ask you to say Patrick or Paddy and not Patty, the appropriate response is "thanks for reminding me, no problem". ☘️ 🇮🇪 🇺🇸

These pilots are getting insurance write offs

Cmon boys you can do more

Prob never get around to doing it, but really wish I could spend like six months writing a really convincing monograph about how Alan Moore's decision to slum it at Image Comics in the mid-90s set off a chain of events that ended civilization. The fulcrum would be THE AUTHORITY Vol. 1, natch

He’s the real life Toombs from XFiles

I see stories of cicadas that lived 17 or so years of their lives underground preparing to conclude their life cycles, only to be unable to surface because in that time, that same ground got paved over and a parking lot built on it. So they die, in the dark, suffocated and unable to truly live.

Hm.

“Pssshhhhhh look at you idiots expecting consequences for your actions, buncha fuckin squares”

This one is gonna get used in his replies so much

The Lebanese government has just issued a directive “banning” Hezbollah and criminalizing its members, granting authority to the army to go after them. And just like that, from Israeli war to potential civil war in the span of less than 12 hours

30 million dollar drone shot down due to incompetence.

Now two F-15s taken out due to friendly fire. Estimated cost of 90-95 million each unit.

200 million pissed away in 3 days.

#Whee #Merica

Como se dice “ima bout to catch a fuckin case”

All the influencers fleeing Dubai: so it’s seems London isn’t quite the “dangerous war zone” you said it was

Vroom vroom bitches

Congratulations everyone, we did it, it’s finally Race Week

Julia Macfarlane @juliamacfarla... • 1h Oil infrastructure was supposed to be a threat in reserve, allowing Iran to escalate. If reports that Aramco has been hit and deliberately - it's already decided to cross its reddest line. Iran is going all out, and making its problem global for everyone, not just the region

Unfortunately, if we say “LOL we’ve killed your leaders, this is the end for you, submit or die” then the other side are going to conclude that there’s no point in showing any restraint and they might as well inflict as much damage as possible.

Israel has decided to stretch itself thin