bob barker 🍸

he is 73 years old. my god.

Proud to wear my custom “Fight” kippah today in Congress. President Donald J. Trump is battling leftists, Muslim terrorists, and all who are seeking to destroy us, and he’s not backing down one bit. I will never stop fighting alongside him. We must continue to fight, fight, fight!

Many things here

- Judaism requires you not believe Christ was the Messiah
- Judaism explicitly refuses false idols
- Judaism warns of more False Messiahs to come

Yet

- You are wearing Evangelical propaganda
- For the Anti-Christ
- Backing Zionism
- So that Heaven can smite you before Armageddon

A Possible US Government iPhone-Hacking Toolkit Is Now in the Hands of Foreign Spies and Criminals A highly sophisticated set of iPhone hijacking techniques has likely infected tens of thousands of phones or more. Clues suggest it was originally built for the US government.

NEW: Researchers at Google and @iverify.bsky.social discovered a set of iPhone-hacking techniques that has the characteristics of hacking tools made for the US gov't. Apple patched the 23 vulnerabilities in its latest version of iOS. @agreenberg.bsky.social reports: www.wired.com/story/coruna...

All I can think of is the Holden MBTA communities act holdout. These people have lost all semblance of reality

And Apollo winds up, there’s the pitch-!

So the US government is just straight-up saying in public that they're using the CIA to stoke an uprising in Iran. Congratulations, dipshits, you just handed the Iranian government THE most PR-friendly reason to clamp down on dissent and protest they could ever ask for.

Pete Hegseth might be the worst sec def ever. Rumsfeld even knew when to shut the fuck up

Again, the last part is conjecture

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

If I looked like IMC I’d also debate having ants for friends

He’s an Unapologetic Fascist Who ‘Despises’ Democracy. He Still Wants You to Vote for Him. He was once leader of the Proud Boys, has posted racist threats online, and sports a white nationalist tattoo.

Some positive news: this guy lost his primary election

thebarbedwire.com/2025/12/02/j...

They’re acting like they just sunk the Yamamoto

Every single one of these is a dummymander

Great job!

Cold War brain

Yeah they know they have a supply problem that’s why they keep saying unlimited

You’re running out of arms in less than a week.

Lmao that’s why a shipping container just got hit

WAR works for baseball not elections and the idiots who love it use it to lie to you

This is Sam realizing Dario ate his entire lunch with the bun acquisition

I keep telling people Iran can probably keep this up for a month plus and still have remaining arms but no one wants to listen

Ok boys, there are currently 3 other more well funded git platforms but sure, yours is definitely gonna be the winner

Every single headline the past 3 days has been “west surprised to learn Iran wasn’t kidding”

Every single headline the past 3 days has been “west surprised to learn Iran wasn’t kidding”

Limor Son Har Melech and her husband Yehuda in their Purim costumes.

Her husband dressed up as the right wing's political project:
-Occupation (gun)
-Expulsion (airplane that will take Palestinians away)
-Settlement (house)

They told you all to stay the fuck out

Tapping this sign again this morning because some of you really are giving the US far too much credit

Waaaah my coalition of the willing isn’t assembling like I want it to

Oh wow that thread is a lot of people very upset lmao