In the next Pokemon Presents: I will be featured as the next protagonist so that I can became the world champ millions of times.
21.07.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My opponent had the audacity to tera water their Gholdengo. I’m sending them a handwritten letter and a cursed doll.
20.07.2025 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My therapist said “I’m proud of you” and I said “thanks, I won Worlds in 2016.”
19.07.2025 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Scream Tail just walked past me in the hallway and called me slurs in a voice only I could hear.
19.07.2025 08:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One may want to know what the world champ difference is actually: Estrogen.
26.06.2025 06:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meganium is going to go woke in Pokemon Z/A
14.05.2025 07:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Im transgender again and will continue to be the world champion
02.04.2025 20:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have decided to become cisgender and play Digimon.
01.04.2025 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We sent Sneasler to Rehab.
01.04.2025 00:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Was at the museum but now I'm missing Skarmory like a mf rn
21.03.2025 10:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We made up
20.03.2025 23:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
STOP CALLING ME ADAM RAGUSEA
20.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Big Smogon wont tell you that they like the stall
20.03.2025 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just read in the JFK files that Nintendo acted alone and fired on Talonflame from the Gen 7 OU. This goes higher than we all thought.
20.03.2025 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If Faker wins a 6th trophy with Doran, hes a better world champ than me.
21.11.2024 22:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watching Urshifu beat up on Hariyama is kinda sad, hes from Gen 3, old ass pokemon.
16.11.2024 19:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Yeah I like to get freaky". I say as I click my 3rd missed Sheer Cold.
16.11.2024 01:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hear the doorbell, and see fluttermane at my door. Before I can react Iron Hands pets my head. "This is the champions only club" he says as he holds me.
15.11.2024 14:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Its my Sharpedo and I get to name it what I want!
*Takes 1/8th max health chip from hugging Blåhaj, the Sharpedo*
15.11.2024 05:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Urshifu, Wicked Blow that twinks egg NOW
15.11.2024 05:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Smoking that Amoongus pack rn, thanking god for the pink white and blue
15.11.2024 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got tagged by Sneasler using Dire Claw, no one told me estrogen was one of the status options >:(
14.11.2024 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"World Champ Difference" I say when seperate my oreo without messing up the creme
14.11.2024 11:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hate Incineroar.
12.11.2024 08:41 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
