taylor. (taylor’s version)

Kinda love the song about how big and hard Travis Kelces dick is tbh. Good for her.

“I can do hard things” yes totally but also I do feel like maybe I could do them a little less often.

CNN doing a countdown to the government shutdown is crazy

Not to be basic but sometimes a Jamba Juice can make me feel like life really is worth living.

I would like to tip whoever is in charge of picking out which pants Joe Jonas wears.

Sorry Chappell Roan, I wanted The Subway a year ago. Now I have KPop Demon Hunters.

The United States should not wage war against Iran.

Donald Trump’s bombing of Iran is unconstitutional. Only Congress can declare war — and the Senate must vote immediately to prevent an another endless war.

This is a horrific war of choice.

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

Horny cuz I woke up to zero emails and zero slack messages

Far too much singing in this season of The Last of Us.

Happy Mother’s Day, divas.

Stop riding lime scooters on the sidewalk I beg of you.

Steam rising from orange pipes on a Manhattan Avenue.

The rats have chosen a new pope.

gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question

What is the shoe of the summer for 2025? I’m about over the new balance wave.

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Anyone looking for Beyoncé tix Wednesday the 7th in LA? Selling two!

Katy Perry is never getting out of her flop era I fear

I have a trade deficit with the Chinese restaurant near my office. I buy their food but they do not buy anything From me. I've decided therefore to voluntarily pay them higher prices because it will encourage me to cook my own Chinese food. Professor Jonathan Pinto

This is how tariffs work. ..and now I want Crab Rangoon.

Heading to LA for a few days 🌴

Are we doing a slutty little bang for summer y/n

Saturday mornings with Ranger & Ru.

Cedric & Sai double elimination has me feeling like those munchkins running into town joyfully yelling “she’s dead!” at the beginning of wicked. #survivor

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

Can’t wait to be in the group pics of all the gays wearing the same cow print outfit from Abercrombie at the Cowboy Carter Tour.

Suzie Toot is finally off our screens party tonight at my place.

the US economy rn

I got drunk in first class on a flight to Charlotte North Carolina and all the while I thought I was going to Charleston South Carolina. 💁🏼‍♀️

It needs to be illegal to email me at any time on any day.

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