turner 🌈

Screenshot of pikachu laying down with a pillow and blanket in viridian forest in the pokemon anime

Screenshot of pikachu in the Pokémon anime with the text “fuck” at the bottom

me when I wake up

The cover of a Spanish textbook. The colors are purple, red, teal, black, and brown. Two people are talking to each other on the cover. The book is titled "En español!"

Zendaya in a Marc Jacobs double-breasted suit. The colors are purple, red, teal, black, and brown.

this marc jacobs suit looks like a spanish textbook

The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.

THAT’S MY ATTORNEY GENERAL

(i live in jersey)

An actual opposition party would run this on a loop in every conceivable space.

I’m coming to terms with the fact that there are people in this world that are just unkind, and subscribe to the abject cruelty of this administration. This is a conscious choice, and I will never understand it. There is no debating with these people.

i miss 2015 twitter

ok so after i was done i was fooling around in the empty gym and took these pics which lowkey ate

chest day will always be my favorite day

text message screenshot Omg you're right i often am!

Look at that, my day is booked

sometimes when i can’t sleep when i’m on duty i’ll take cute pics

the best feeling

will nonbinary people end up on this violent terrorist list? asking for a friend…

ok but can we talk about cubone?!

Sponge Bob looking panicked with his arms raised.

POV: my job is asking me to do the things it pays me to do

we’re waiting for you do to **literally anything** about it.

tattoo appt booked for next week! need help deciding which flower i want to add to my magnolia next (the last one is the one i already have)

woke up for a call (working the 🚑 overnight) and when i got back i watch a couple tiktoks to lull back to sleep. problem is i saw a sad one about a dog dying and now im spiraling about losing my dog one day, and that turned into spiraling about if i lost my husband and im just a mess rn

i felt v cute the other day

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

Dick pics….ass pics…..all of it! A girl armed with Grindr “hey handsome” messages sending them to YOU

when i like your thirst trap this is what i’m doing btw

Comic of woman panicked on the phone “HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!”

Was just asked to do something explicitly in my job description

free to a good home: one husband. this man told me I have varicose veins TWICE today

1) yep, they can afford it

2) yep, that's a myth, or more accurately propaganda

Also
3) if you live with high income and you're too selfish to sacrifice a tiny margin of additional savings/investment money, or a trivial luxury, for *preschool for all*:

get the fuck out of our city, you sociopath

bday twins! happy 35!

this is 35 🎂

sabbatical: approved
flights: booked
emotions: high

see you in july, japan and hong kong! (recs please!)

THE CRUELTY IS THE POINT