RolexTharsus

RolexTharsus

@rolextharsus.bsky.social

(He/Him) Sporadic interwebs radio bod. I been uot with Nichola Parsons.

216 Followers 306 Following 944 Posts Joined Sep 2023
5 hours ago

Quick! What kind of scientist would you want to be?

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Quick! What kind of scientist would you want to be?

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Bruce Forsyth as Sir Simon de Canterville in Mystery and Imagination - The Canterville Ghost (12th March 1966)

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17 hours ago

"Put your unfeasibly large trousers on and make me a cup of tea"

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1 day ago

Shame it's too late for Bruce F'syth to host

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80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

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They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

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Everything old is new again.

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1 day ago

Native British Animals you say?

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1 day ago

Seeing as I use it for a radio jingle...

"Four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, only survived by gnawing one of his own legs off"

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2 days ago

"Never a cross word, always a cross wit" or summat?

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2 days ago

"Put a donk on it"

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2 days ago
Green Claws from CBBC.

On this day in 1978 The Incredible Hulk, starring Bill Bixby as David Banner and Lou Ferrigno as his green alter-ego, made its US television debut.

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3 days ago
Alan Partridge, saying:

‘LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IDIOT DID.. IN AMERICA!’

Accidentally put the news on, lads.

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3 days ago

No disrespect to Sir Patrick, but I do need to visit the mirror universe where Yaphet captains the Enterprise-D immediately

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3 days ago
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

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3 days ago

Done. Can you please quadruple my vote for Male Stripper. Thank you.

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I saw the story of Bum Farto was doing the rounds again the other week, and I did take time out of my day to laugh properly every time I read his name

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3 days ago
ALF, quill in hand, writing romantic poetry ALF, quill in hand, sniffing a flower ALF eating his quill Carla Gugino!

OUT NOW! In an all new ALFsplaining this week...

ALF gets poetic - and we meet a bonafide "before they were famous" guest star!

Find out why and who at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

Please repost for awareness. Our work deep-diving into the ALF Universe needs *your* help spreading the good word.

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3 days ago

Bergerac!

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5 days ago
MARKETS | THE TRADER
The Stock Market's New Fear Is an 11-Letter Word That Crushed the Economy in the '70s

Bellbottoms

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5 days ago

The word you are looking for, Tom, is "bad." A demented authoritarian illegally and immorally bombing a foreign country is bad.

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Incredible design and a potentially cursed hidey hole? I'll take it!

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5 days ago

I'll be having 1,574 gin & tonics. Large ones.

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6 days ago

Did somebody say beveragino?

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6 days ago

Had similar with my work laptop and turned out to be a driver update for the soundcard which had corrupted, so needed a full reinstall (which IT support had to do as I was confused)

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6 days ago

One tries not to do gut reaction grumpy posts on the social medias, but I'd like to wish ill upon whoever made saying "Happy Friday" at work a thing. Thank you.

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6 days ago
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The Grievance, by IRKED 14 track album

Wooooh! The debut album from IRKED is finally scheduled for release!

"The Grievance" comes on coke-bottle green vinyl and a super-limited, Bandcamp-and-gigs-only yellow vinyl too. Plus download, obv.

In shops May 1st but you can bag a copy on pre-order NOW

irked1.bandcamp.com/album/the-gr...

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