Got my brownie points for Mother’s Day breakfast, now for some Lycra noncing before it starts raining
Stupidly commented on a Facebook post about that Louis Theroux thing and woken up to replies from young lads telling me 90% of women hate all men etc etc 🥴
Who support the home team, allegedly
Jason Tindall and Arteta both smiling, what an awful Saturday night
Phwoar
Got on the steam train next to the buffet car *taps nose*
Nipped over the border into Gods own country
Join us Lycra nonces, we’re very open minded
Defo got those bed sheets off temu
Idiot
What shall we do tonight? The same thing we do every night, sit indoors away from the howling wind and rain
Political satire is gonna die the longer these gobshites are in power.
How many gallons can you fit in an influencers digestive system, would look like they’ve had a night on the stout when we empty them
Has Mr Shouty Posh Voice fucked off to America, great Thursday news everyone
Why would you embarrass yourself going to the press about this
Apologies(not really) to any Irish followers but this made me lol
A 3 hour flight delay hanging around Schipol hungover because you were drinking Chouffe till 2am is not ideal
Good fucking grief
A leisurely afternoons pisscanning in Delfshaven now
With a few Wednesdayites who are begrudgingly supporting the red and white stripes for a day
Up the Sparta
At the Sparta Rotterdam game and already bumped into world famous *tranmere fan, Mike Dean
*Liverpool
The 🐐 of all arguments when someone refuses to accept that you’re 28 until you’re 29
Excelsior v Heerenveen
Greatest diet I’ve ever been on the old campy-b
Looks like he already has
If there’s a beer called Mariah Cherry, you’ve got to buy it ?
Used it once in Benidorm when leathered, my mates still don’t let me forget the number of brown stained white towels the next morning
Yep 20 minutes walk through a housing estate from the train station
Syrup so the right consistency
