Michael

Happy Michael Festival

Which one was it?

It looks like the way fatal frame 5 plays

I don't wanna blow any one particular person up but seeing some "Why did the dev of this hard game release another hard game this is unfair to unskilled players like me" going around and I'd just like to ask "why the fuck did you buy did you buy the game??????"

like you can make decisions!!

team cherry crashing the steam servers… one final silk song delay… the last one… for old times sake…

What even is this? JAV?

Akira Kurosawa and Toshirô Mifune at the 1960 Venice Film Festival

Kurosawa and Mifune had that shit on

very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games

audibly went “no fucking shot” when I saw this car

I'm more worried Vance is going to crush his corpse with a giant hammer and then get powered up with lightning attacks.

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug

new york times post with picture of frowning donald trump (expression of a sinner) with headline ‘i want to try and get into heaven’: trump gets reflective on ‘fox & friends’ with caption “president trump dialed into “fox &friends” and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: he’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies. “i want to try and get into heaven, if possible,” he explained. “i’m hearing i’m not doing well. i am really at the bottom of the totem pole. but if i can get into heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

potentially the funniest thing he’s said yet

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar “Aw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads “Out of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a “Reload” button in blue on the bottom right

behold the "HTML bomb"

It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to

when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and 💣 goes the scraper

Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

Philabieldia

It's Always Sunny in

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Slowly driving by a Gamestop and yelling "he gets a really big banana at the end of the game probably" and then rear-ending a parked Honda Civic

People will call anything that removes friction "quality of life" and some games will just QoL their identity away

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

80s anime game: shmup or weird PC-98 game for sickos
90s anime game: the best RPG or strategy game you ever played
00s anime game: great RPG or 6/10 licensed shonen fighter
10s anime game: janky RPG with lots of fanservice
20s anime game: miHoYo clone that actively preys on your wallet