Siue Allen

Paul Reczeh

Robert Jenrick

Not saying they look *exactly* alike but would definitely cast Robert Jenrick (shadow justice secretary) in biopic of Paul Reczeh (Gestapo agent, all-round sociopath)

An admirably clear statement from Board of Deputies of British Jews and Jewish Leadership Council

a man is standing on a dance floor with a crowd behind him ALT: a man is standing on a dance floor with a crowd behind him

To celebrate the centenary of Thatcher's Birth, I suggest digging her up and relocating her body to a plot in Liverpool, placing an illuminated dance floor on top, and charging £10 a go.

We could pay off the national debt in under a week.

And Churchill fort them on the beeches and on the air!

Living in America today is like being in a permanent state of whiplash. America’s institutions are crumbling; Trump is consolidating his grip on power; Republicans have sold their souls; Democrats are divided; and ordinary people are being terrorized by ICE - the cruelty being a feature not a bug.

#TrumpIsACunt is always a winning choice, worked well for Janey. The ‘boils on yer arse’ is a good option if you prefer detail.

& you find fullmoon eventually - cowl of cloud streaming off - slanting fast into dark

Early voting is underway for Prop 50 in California.

I urge anyone in the state to vote yes.

This isn’t a race to the bottom. It’s a means of avoiding the bottom. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/what-blue-states-should-do-when-red

Brittish Bats will stop the boats!!

Takin are Belfrys bakk won Brittish bat at a time 🇬🇧

Swindon’s loss imo. Wonder if they’d have been more accepting of silver backed gorillas 🦍

The Common Pipistrelle (Pipistrellus pipistrellus Union Flaggus). British 🇬🇧 bats 🦇 for British 🇬🇧 belfrys 🫡 👑

How about snorkelling for bats 🦇 then?

Boris did a good job of draining the gene pool.

Embroidery using live puff adders?

No, no - we tell them it’s anti-woke as wokies would never stab innocent clothes with stabby needles.

Or Bokey Smegman 😆

THAT’S THE PLAN!!!

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Yes. Embellished with little posies of forget-me-nots and heartfelt Christmas messages.

Ha! Was meant to be ragu, I was typing fast as the timer had just gone for my toad.

This I love! Can we include mandatory cross stitch classes on Wednesday evenings?

It’s one of Mr Badger’s favourites. Served up with steamed carrots and kale with lashings of gravy!

Rugu I mean as being nice, although getting chores done is good as well.

Oooh nice!

Fair point. Absence of death certificate required.

And a packet of smokey bacon flavour crips.

I thought that had already happened 🤔

1) Ronald Mellish
2) Choirmaster, holidays in Lytham St Annes, pet ferrets (Snowball and Rosko), interests include cheese rolling and bell ringing.

Sounds like you have a really good GP practice there!